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I'm surprised tools are that expensive and even more surprised people buy those things.
Then again, I can hardly tell which end of a hammer to hold
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Well, the toolbox was a SnapOn, and my dad used to be a big supporter of the company, until one day he realized that in some cases he was paying 10x the amount of a cheaper tool that had the same lifetime warranty. I don't think he bought anything from SnapOn in the last 20+ years of his career, except for the toolbox itself.
Still--when buying mechanic's tools, nothing's cheap. I remind him of that whenever he sees me buy new hardware that may or may not be related to my job.
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You may move into the cabinet and left the apartment to the wife?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Follow your dreams! Who knows what the future will bring!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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David O'Neil wrote: Who knows what the future will bring! In this case it sounds like a divorce (minimally) or more likely, intense bodily harm.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's just details!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Haha - in reality she's pretty cool with my "addiction" especially as when I retire my hobby will be restoring vintage sports cars. More dreams...
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: in reality she's pretty cool with my "addiction" You are a lucky man.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Are blood donors efforts always in vein?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Been out getting drunk in caerphillary again, have you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's a Type O in your post.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Don't be sO negative.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Most of them are bleeding useless.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Tourniquet your thoughts to better things.
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Bloody good pun
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I thought they were always out of vein. That is, if the phlebotomist does it right.
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Why do you keep needling us?
Software Zen: delete this;
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When I red that I thought it to B rather sanguine concept.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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EVERYONE COUNTS
1 11 21 1211 111221
Go on with the series...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just say what you see.
one one, two one, one two one one, ...
1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, 312211, 13112221, 1113213211, ...
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Vee Ee Ar Wy Ess Aitch A Ar Pee Tee O Dee A Wy!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Tea aitch ay en kay why owe ewe!
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QUICK MATH
It took 10 days for 10 men to build a wall 10 foot high, 10 inch thick and 10 miles long...
How many days it will take for 5 men?
(I know. No 29th this year. It is for me nice - a present...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No time at all, it's already built.
Just act like managers, and grab the credit.
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And Mexico is going to pay for it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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