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You have a talon-t for these puns. You may wish to chick if they've been done before, for it appears you're just winging it.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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He's not winging it. I chick'd; he's got a definite talon-t of copy/paste.
However, wide-eyed observers will silently soar to my "Thought of the Weak" posts and wisely discern otherwise.
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I was reading that with raptor attention until the end, at that point I couldn't give a hoot.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did you make that up owl by yourself?
/ravi
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I did, feather you like it or not!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't get me wrong - I find your humor credentials impeckable!
/ravi
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Sorry I didn't mean to be short, it has been aviary tough week.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: it has been aviary tough week. Don't get in a flap - best to just wing it.
/ravi
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I'll have to remember that for nest time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Were the going to a barn dance?
modified 31-Mar-17 11:00am.
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Sorry Griff, this pun is owlful.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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relax man, it's flyday, who gives a flock.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Our challenge of the week is to make a slightly grumpy teacher's morning more manageable: detect poor grammar[^]
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Found one [^]
Sin tack
the any key okay
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One of the ladies you've endeavored to satisfy, I presume?
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Take her temperature?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought we didn't do homework here?!??! Griff, tell him!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I thought we didn't do homework here?!??! Griff, tell him! Why the joke icon?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Microsoft must have spent thousands of hours on this challenge and are still a long way from getting it exactly right. And I'm not blaming Microsoft for their "close but no cigar" results, either - English is a monumentally tricky beast of a language.
I'll go with my mother's trusted (if slightly simplistic) algorithm as a solution:
if (Speaker.Age > 60)
return GrammarRating.Good;
else if (Speaker.Age > 20)
return GrammarRating.CouldDoBetter;
else
return GrammarRating.WhatIsWrongWithYoungPeopleTheseDays;
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PeejayAdams wrote: English is a monumentally tricky beast of a language. What would you expect from a language that is the result of all the Latin and Germanic languages smashing together in one place after taking thirty different tracks across Europe combined with a centuries of locally developed slang natural deviation.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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PeejayAdams wrote: Microsoft must have spent thousands of hours on this challenge, and but are still a long way several billion hours away from getting it exactly right One punctuation error, one incorrect conjunction, and one slight problem with the content.
Ship it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft? They've done more to destroy English grammar than any company. Using "invite" as a noun alone should be a capital crime.
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That's what I call a challenge.
May I do it in Esperanto instead?
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Chris Maunder wrote: Our challenge of the week is to make a slightly grumpy teacher's morning more manageable: detect poor grammar[^]
I haven't gotten no time for this.
What gay horse thing have you given me you beer dodging bastard?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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