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A season is just 10 episodes. Why do you need 3 weeks for the remaining 3 seasons?
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I bet he's one of those weirdos who has a "life".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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By the sounds of it, I wouldn't want to be saddled with anything like that.
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At least I pretend to have one
So I'm off now to do uhhh... stuff that people with lives do, you wouldn't understand
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Top 10..... things.
Number 10 – Death is the No. 1 killer in the world.
Number 9 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 8 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 7 – Men have two emotions: hungry and amorous, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich.
Number 6 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. And give them a cell phone with all the bells and whistles and you may never see them again.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 2 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Number 1 – Don’t worry about old age — it doesn’t last that long
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Number 0 – Don't worry about old age — it's better than the alternative.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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-1: In any dangerous situation, before chickening out, consider the alternative; old age is not for sissies.
-- Robert Heinlein (IIRC)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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simplest version I heard is:
death is the best part of life - that's why everyody saves it till last.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Did you think of this[^] when you thought all day about the thought of the day a few weeks ago?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I particularly like the "@" swear-word!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So you also have been sworn in?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You €£€ph@nting bet!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I once was too, but then they gave me a honorable discharge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I've often been sworn at...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It depends very much on who is doing the swearing, but some people's insults should be worn as a badge of honor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is "Holy sh*t" swearing, or papal movements?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: Holy sh*t"
The form of address is "His Holiness", not "Its Holiness", so I would say that it does not refer to Papal bowel movements.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I was looking for the keyboard shortcut for deleting empty rows in a spreadsheet. It was cumbersome to move the mouse pointer to empty rows , drag-select them and delete.
A keyboard shortcut to delete the rows is there!
Google Spreadsheet help docs says the shortcut to delete a row is Alt + E "then" D.
I've seen shortcuts like "Shift + Ctrl + D" but what could be this "then D" in the shortcut?
Damnit! Alt E is to pop up the Edit Menu & D is to select the delete option in the menu.
It's an eye sore to watch the Menu flash every time! Yikes!
Will it take so much for them to implement a simple neat keyboard shortcut?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
modified 6-Apr-17 4:35am.
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Ctrl&Del maybe?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No , doesnt work.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Shift+Del like God intended.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Off-topic, but do you follow the IPL?
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I used to follow IPA[^] if that helps?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, they can go together
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