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Does he fit in the car better now?
Marc
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My father (who turns 85 today) was full of helpful lessons like that as I was growing up.
Two come immediately to mind:
Telling my brother and I never to go into the basement barefoot, then proceeding to step on an up-turned metal funnel and having it remove a half-inch section of his slipper and cut his heel.
And having the circular saw cut its own cord.
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At least he wasn't barefoot. Imagine what sort of damage it could have done without the slipper.
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Glad it ended on a less than worst case scenario.
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So am I - I had visions of a bag of frozen peas and a very rapid drive to A&E...
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Losing fingers is not the worst case scenario, but that too.
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If a dolphin was falsely arrested, would he apply for a writ of Habeus Porpoise?
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The SJWs would probably make a tuna protests.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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spouting blow hards, but they are good at chasing the sharks away.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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He would do it just for the halibut.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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and probably backflip on that
Sin tack
the any key okay
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She could probably issue some cetaceans, although the courts could be fin-icky about accepting them.
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I snout it.
Now, if we can only transfer their sonar ability to detect yer incoming jokes!
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MacSpudster wrote: sonar ability to detect yer incoming jokes!
All you need is a watch. If it's a weekday afternoon, expect incoming pearls of wisdom.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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CHVRN - Cold Sun[^]
So I found this new (sub-(sub-)(how many subs?)) genre last week called witch house.
A mix of various electronic music styles in slow tempo and lo-fi production.
Artists use weird symbols in their names and song titles (DI†▲ RΣDRUM - Ł0s† i₦ dRΣ▲m§[^] lured me in, but obviously didn't make it to SOTW ).
Anyway, this CHVRN song sounds pretty good, a bit dark
Perfect for those midnight moments sitting on the couch wondering whether you're going to bed or just sit there listening to more of this.
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I'm 29 and still pretty much going with new music trends... I wonder how long it will last
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I'm 54 and I'm still willing to try to go with your music. I think if I listen more of your Music, maybe I can break the border
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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same age, try the music - and as an oldie find most of it too slow.
problem is doing that loose about 1 hour coz get distracted by the links utub inserts to cat vids.
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I'm 46 + VAT, and I keep trying!
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lol Please define VAT more precisce
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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VAT in the Netherlands is usually 6% or 21%.
I'm pretty sure OG is not a basic human need and thus has a 21% VAT.
That makes his age 46 + (46 * 0.21) = 55.66 (at least in the Netherlands)
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