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What's sad is Katy Perry now looks like Miley Cyrus. While Justin Bieber could pass for Miley Cyrus.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: While Justin Bieber could pass for Miley Cyrus.
Don't think so - he's got bigger breasts...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Because it sucks every f*ckin day.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hmmm, sounds like you're on the fence about using this 'product'.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is a Hobbit's favourite pasta Fettuccine Alfrodo?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I would rotor fly a round than answer to something like this.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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after the mini-strone first course
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Maybe, if it's made with Gondor zola cheese?
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This kind of pun is just Baggins us to scream. Shire, we'll reply, but our sensibilities are getting rather frayed and sauron the topic.
On the other hand, it has a nice ring to it - so I can see that Smaug look of yours even from here.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I always thought it was elfabetti spaghetti.
(I'll get my cloak).
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Dunno, but it rings a bell.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, that would be an Orc's favourite dish.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Followed by semi-Frodo for desert?
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Some of us must now be strong, but I found this[^] and just could not resist.
Edit:
- 20 minutes and all are still averting their eyes...
- I bet it will be 42 minutes until one of them can't resist any longer...
- Ok, how about this one?[^]
- or this one?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 30-May-17 9:32am.
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So, it doesn't suck and it's a vacuum cleaner. Yet another design failure.
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: So, it doesn't suck and it's a vacuum cleaner. Yet another design failure.
With ms trying to turn your pc into a mobile phone are you sure it's a vacuum cleaner? After the next update it may become a blender - given ms design principles the shape is about right (if somewhat too colorful).
Sin tack
the any key okay
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In light of the 'WannaCry' mess, I avoid links.. better safe than sorry.
Especially is from a work-supplied device that may have configurations from corporate I haven't been made aware of.
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Bad as it may be, I still prefer any version of Windows (or even MSDOS) over a piece of fruit. Given their respective marketshares, I think I may not be the only one
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My system hard disk on my machine at home is slowly falling apart. Windows is already begging me to do something to save it and will probably soon start calling me Shirley.
When the drive fails, my next 'Windows' will be called Ubuntu. Perhaps I will play with Mono for a while or go back to C++.
As the fanlemmings always said: Win 10 is the future. Fortunately theirs, not mine.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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*installs Ubuntu*
*googles how to get all their Windows apps running on it*
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No, I will post a question in Q&A.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wine.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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No cheese? People are so cheap these days...
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CDP1802 wrote: When the drive fails, my next 'Windows' will be called Ubuntu. Perhaps I will play with Mono for a while or go back to C++. Ubuntu was also targetted by the recent ransomware. I simply love Mono (with WinForms!) on the Raspberry.
CDP1802 wrote: As the fanlemmings always said: Win 10 is the future. Fortunately theirs, not mine. Depends what it is used for. I do not like the idea of an OS that I cannot trust, so I personally do not have any Win10. I like it in the enterprise though - I would not want to miss the integrated debugging techniques, nor the tools like Sql Management Studio.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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