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OriginalGriff wrote: Going back before I was born... Here I expected something like the 100 year war.
Why do you have to make things so complicated?
Join a merry band of Vikings, enjoy a few trips to France, England and Ireland until you can build yourself a nice big house from your share. Bonus points if you do some research to go on the most lucrative raids.
My personal tip: Go to Paris (885 - 886). You may have to row a ship up the Seine, even carry it past some obstacles. Once you are there, you must do nothing more than looking barbaric enough, so that they will try to bribe you to go away.
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Are you well practiced in swinging a 2 ~ 3 Kg sword (or even using a Seax)?
Because they were seriously expensive - more than your house in relative terms - and the skill needed to use one without being killed needs a huge amount of practice. And duels, feuds and just plain murders were common in Viking groups.
If you just "dropped in" without your own equipment, you'd be lucky to be fighting with a pointy stick ... against people who were used to a lot of hard, physical work and who have a very vested interest in killing you!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are you well practiced in swinging a 2 ~ 3 Kg sword As good as you can without really hacking people to pieces. The fights, of course, were choreographed. You might add 25kg chainmail and a heavy shield to the list.
OriginalGriff wrote: And duels, feuds and just plain murders were common in Viking groups. Like any warrior in history, they also needed to rely on the others. All the things you mentioned were personal, which quickly happened when they thought you were unreliable. So, minding your own business and showing some competence may help a lot whenever you join some group of boyscouts.
OriginalGriff wrote: be fighting with a pointy stick Everything is a lethal weapon in the hands of a Ninja.
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Thanks to my superior scholarship and math skills I could probably easily join the Mage's guild.
After that, we're in business!
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I guess the Unseen University is better than nothing!
And if I am not a student there, I am sure to be a study!
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Classes there are, as you know, in a quantum state. Both the professors and the students have better things to do and when nobody attends, nobody can say for sure wether or not they took place.
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I didn't know that one.. But sounds just like it probably is!
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I know it's a cliche and everyone says they'd use their chance of time travel to horrible people before they could inflict their evil on the world, but if I could go to any point in time I'd go back and kill J K Rowling.
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Ok, you caught my interest. Why ?
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She's made millions from writing s***t books and now acts like some kind of moral arbiter for everyone, using her influence to spread her deeply retarded left-wing libertarian views to the impressionable minds that look up to her.
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Ah like Bono from U2 ?
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Yes. Only worse. Although, at least JK.R doesn't push her books through your letterbox.
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Only because they are so damn thick!
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I used to have a how to book, given to me by my father when I was a sprat, half a century ago. I loved reading it, things like how to make soap, concrete, how to build things and all sorts of traps and survival stuff.
I have since forgotten 95% of it and the book is now gone so I would probably die rather rapidly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well, I have this book, but that might help me more in the future ...
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I would go back 8 years and buy a sh*t load of Taylor Wimpey stock. It was 4p a share, now it is 180.
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I'd go back ~35 years and invent managed flash memory before Eli Harari et al did so. That would make me rich and famous enough for my tastes.
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Well, language would be a barrier, but I would be quite interested in going back to the time of Christ or Buddha and experiencing that part of history in first person.
Any knowledge I bring would really be quite useless, and therefore I would most likely be quite useless, and therefore die destitute from some nasty disease or starvation.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I would be quite interested in going back to the time of Christ or Buddha and experiencing that part of history in first person
Sweet. And as usual, the whole lot of us on CP would be looking forward to reading your article based on your first-hand experience with the matter.
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On a related thought:
Assume you went back to a point before they were using your current calendar. How would you work out what time period you'd landed in?
If you were lucky, and able to speak the language, you might be able to get someone to tell you about recent events, which might give you a clue. But given how slowly news would travel, and how little most people would have known about events beyond their own village, it's a long-shot.
And what if the events they thought were important at the time aren't the events that made it into the history books? Or if you've landed before recorded history (or at least the part of it you remember from school)?
There's rather a lot of history, and only a tiny window where an unprepared time traveller could reliably determine the period.
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- Homer
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V. wrote: You assume they speak English or a language you know, but it might be the form they used at that time. So, if I went back in time in the Netherlands, I'd end up in Medievel England? Depending on the time-period, there would only be some grunts in a proto-language.
V. wrote: You assume tools and the likes are limited to that time, you didn't bring anything you can't carry with you (on foot) Most raw materials will be on site available.
V. wrote: You assume you have to build a life there: earn money, marry, ... You cannot go back. Building a life does not require marriage(s).
V. wrote: You have the knowledge you have today, but of course, you can learn there. ..yeah, sitting around the campfire as a caveman, huddled in a bearskin, explaining how OOP is far better than procedural programming.
V. wrote: Do indicate where in history you landed (ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, Roman empire, Middle Ages, ...) The stone age.
First introducing hygiene (soap is easy to make), next stop iron-age (skipping bronze). Once done, the race would be on to develop bread and search for chickens (or similar tasting animals) - no other way to introduce KFC in the new post-stone-age.
Yeah, sounds great, until you realize you're on the wrong continent and there will not be any coffee around for another 13000 years. Imagine those mondays..
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Imagine those mondays.. If you go far enough back in time, you end up before the seven day week became common. No more Mondays but no more weekends either.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Sunday or monday would make no difference in the stone-age, but without coffee every day would be a monday-morning.
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Walk around searching for a Starbucks.
It it more fun to ponder the opposite, which was roughly done in the movie Encino man.
Or dropping someone from the middle ages all alone in times square and watch from across the street.
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