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Everything old is new again....
I cannot disguise
All the stomach pains
And the walking of the canes
When you, do come out
And you whisper up to me
In your life of tragedy
But I cannot grow
Till you eat the last of me
Oh when will I be free
And you, a parasite
Just find another host
Just another fool to roast
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yes, it is a self-praise post...
Just realized that I've crossed the 2000 answers on QA...
While it is clearly not that much - there are others with tens of thousands - I still going to grab an other can of cold soda
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Good Going! I have seen some of your answers, and they are among the best.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Just realized that I've crossed the 2000 answers on QA...
I don't know how you and others do it. Every so often I wander into QA and pretty much leave mentally screaming. You guys are amazing!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Here - this will cheer you up. I pretended it worked for me.
I noticed much the same. Alas, the questions are posted, for the most part, in local time working hours. As such, the Euro's get first crack at them. They leave us behind the dregs.
Occasionally, an exception, but buy and large, all the good stuff's been taken.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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This $130,000 self-deploying building can unfold in just eight minutes - AOL Finance[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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And so it begins...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It reminds me of this: [^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Awesome!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Transformers, more than meets the eye!
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Way Too Late[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Too many moving parts, sure to break down sooner rather than later
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There are some smart peeps on here, so any L.A. vets have tips to shortening commute time? I live in the valley and considering a job in Culver City. So I don't spend all day on the road, sucking the life out of me, I figure the best way to avoid traffic is to find a way to start my day besides the proverbial 9AM. As in, if I'm gonna work out, get in close proximity to the job for around 7AM, workout then go to work to avoid the blunt of it.
Any tips I'm missing?
Jeremy Falcon
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Move.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yeah that thought occurred to me as well.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wherever you go, it'll take you around an hour each way (give or take) in heavy traffic. You have to fight the 101 and the 405. As I recall, you're in the east valley so 101 west, 405 south. No way around it from the Valley to Culver City. I used to work in Century City and left around 615 to get there for 7am. You can try some of the canyon roads - Benedict Canyon is about the best to get over the hill. Don't go Laurel Canyon! The other route is Sepulveda - if you get lucky the 405 is packed and that is empty and then you can use surface streets to get to Culver City; once you cross Santa Monica it gets easier.
My advice: if you live in the valley, work in the valley.
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Thanks for the valuable input as usual man. And I totally agree with you in the stay in the valley part to help with traffic. The reason I'm considering it though is the people at this company so far seem awesome. And they're going to open up a DTLA location in the future that I can get to fairly quickly from where I'm at. I just gotta deal with the commute thing for the first year or so.
Jeremy Falcon
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Thanks man.
Jeremy Falcon
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People say the sign of the devil is the number 666. They're wrong. His sign is a blue and red interstate shield with 405 on it.
(used to drive the 405 from North Orange County to Irvine every day)
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I feel you pain. My friend used to drive from Marina del Rey to Irvine every day - 2 hours each way.
But, yes, the 405 is bloody awful.
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Find a job outside California and move there.
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No can do. I'm too busy not moving away to do that.
Jeremy Falcon
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