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> there were no Twitter, Facebok, Youtube and so...
Yeah, those were GREAT days.
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I've never even SEEN twitter. Ever.
I've seen Facebook once, when a coworker showed me something on his desktop, but that's all.
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CompuServe on a 1200 baud modem should be good enough for everyone.
Although not sure how to bill for the time necessary to download the Oracle developer version before I can start working on the new project.
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Quote: Google, Facebook, Netflix, Amazon, Twitter, Reddit and Snapchat are among the major Internet companies taking part in the event. According to Fight for the Future, one of the organizers of the protest, many sites will be displaying an alert on their homepage that will try to give users a feel for what the Internet would be like without net neutrality. Ummm... Aren't Google, Facebook, Netflix, Twitter, Reddit and Snapchat the very companies that Net neutrality proponents are fearing would buy up the "fast" access giving themselves an advantage?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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it's
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gawd
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My
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LOL!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Positively brilliant. Love it.
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He listed Hadoop twice!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Quote: Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications.
Rapist: Hadoop, murder, arson and hadoop.
Hedley Lamarr: You said hadoop twice.
Rapist: I like hadoop.
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C#/C++?
Is he equating those lowly C++ primitive beings with evolved and smart civilization that has intelli-elephanting-sense?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Just realized that 'lazy' is not on mine!!! Going to fix it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Also, I'm proficient in Pikachu."
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Sounds like you're a voyeur with hay-fever.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Pretty!
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Is a masseuse a woman who is paid to rub it in?
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Do they need payment for that??
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It kneads some thought. Oil think about it for a while.
Not that it rubs me the wrong way, but, will it have a happy ending?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: will it have a happy ending?
He said "rub it in", not "rub one out".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, if you pay her enough...
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Reminds of Sting's "Massage In A Bottle".
/ravi
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Massage in a brothel?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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