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Here's one... how about Optimized (finally fixed the damn thing from being a memory hog during the POC phase, removing old commented out code, etc.)
Jeremy Falcon
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What character flaw drives some people to create new terms to describe things which are already perfectly well described by existing - and usually simpler - terms?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Misguided creativity and/or a need to be right and/or a need to sugar coat the truth?
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Agile : no spec, no documentation, no schedule, bill until the customer/project runs out of money.
Sprint : Work feverishly for a week, then move the uncompleted tasks back into the queue for a future sprint. Iterate by making tasks smaller and sprints longer.
Stand-up : Group therapy -- feel good about what little you got done, feel enthusiastic about what grand things you plan on getting done, hug at the end.
Scrum : same as a stand-up but more sweat from unbathed coders coming off their sprint, ra-ra enthusiasm from management, and project paraphernalia on display - mugs, T-shirts mainly.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Timeline adjustment
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Is normalize 20/20 vision?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not seeing it
Sin tack
the any key okay
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That is the standard, uniform, normal.
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As a pupil with humor-ous vision, I must point out how your puns are cornea than ever.
Eye lid-erly cannot believe how the tear keeps lowering.
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Not my world. Do people really pay money for that stuff?
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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Hah! I successfully launched a product in July, and it isn't even mentioned.
I finally threw my copies of AmiPro in the bin...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I get the definite feeling I do not want to follow that link...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's all in the best possible taste, I can assure you !
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A collection of URL's is hardly a product.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If those are products, I had 5 of them in July - and all successfully used by thousands... I demand to fix that list!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Prduct
Quick, register a trademark for that before someone uses it as the name of their latest pointless service!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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...and there is a Lua 'port' of it: Luvit[^].
Not sure what to make of this.
At least Lua is saner than JS!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I know Blizzard uses Lua for there add-on scripting language, etc. but I had no idea that Lua was that popular in the scheme of things.
Interesting.
Edit: so it seems Lua is still used extensively as a gaming scripting language: Lua (programming language) - Wikipedia[^]
... still interesting.
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The only reason I use Lua is the OpenComputers Minecraft Mod, which uses it as its main language.
I ended up finding out about Luavit through the RxLua[^] project (which I may end up using for my OC base manager program).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Lua is only popular in the gaming world. Of course, there are a lot of games out there, so...
Jeremy Falcon
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Is that some kind of noodles ?
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