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Very true, but if you outlive them you won't have to worry.
In my case one down one to go and she's a heavy smoker...
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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What's your first ex-wife's newest last name?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Mike Hankey wrote: What is the maiden name of your fathers mistress? They all have the same one?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Whoa talk about a glass half empty, who got up your nose this morning?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I use "Why does a chicken?"
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AH! Now I have your password for everything, me hearty! "BecauseItWasStuckToThePervert".
Avast! To the bank account raiding! Arrrr!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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My favorite:
"What's the difference between an orange?"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Mike Hankey wrote: What is your ex wife's new last name? *Profanity*
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Mike Hankey wrote: When did you stop trying?
My all time favorite.
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I like -
You don't think you're going out dressed like that do you?
to which the answer is -
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!
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"What if the bridge ain't there?"
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As a Marine I've learned to adapt.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Aaand that's how the fight started. Escalated. Ended. Had a song written about it.
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"Where are you going with that samovar?"
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Looking for a donor, think she'll volunteer?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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The whole face scanning login just sounds like a really bad idea to me.
I can think of several instances(out camping, in the dark, outside at night with street lamps...) as well as certain fashions worn in certain countries which will prevent facial recognition.
The idea sounds like something cooked up by 'ideas' people who have their PA's do everything for them(except their cooking up dumb ideas).
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 31-Oct-17 4:26am.
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...and here I thought it was 'X' because it would be unknown as to when it would catch fire!
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Isn't that against the Geneva Convention - inflicting Bloatus Goats on India?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I wonder how much IBM had to pay HCL to take on that crap. I didn't even know blotus was still a product.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Unfortunately, some corporate types that use the product refuse to move to away from it, and, when mergers and acquisitions happen, it is forced on the other parties.
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Oh well, I guess it is time to bury it anyway.
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