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I think the job of such a genius must have involved a lot of blows...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Some early microwaves did have a rotating paddle inside the cooking cavity to break up standing waves and get more even cooking.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Yes you are quite correct: Standing waves: microwave ovens[^]
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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...of returning the masseur... it may improve code quality...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
That was the sound of something flying over my head.
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I'll stick with coding cheerleaders, thanks.
Edit:
It just occurred to me that a masseur may help to make boolean expressions easier to read -- by getting the NOTs out!
modified 12-Nov-17 7:57am.
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I'm not sure boss will pay for cheerleaders...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When I'm the boss...
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If we ever had to choose I would gladly accept a masseur in the office - I have recurring back problems
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Sort of.
I was just about to ask y'all how to fix a couple of things to my app that have been bothering me for ages. In the proper forums, of course.
But I decided to take one last look...
...and solved the issues my own self.
Now there's only one thing left...maybe I'll look at it tomorrow; see if I'm on a streak.
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Wouldn't the bus light its own cigarette after it comes?
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Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Which came first, the bus or the passenger?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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When I smoked, we referred to those as "taxi bait" - light a cigarette and the damn thing will turn up!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you consider a joint: That is an omnibus, isn't it?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 12-Nov-17 2:50am.
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I like your mom
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: and she screamed at me and sent me outside.
Time to find your own place, methinks.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: she refuses to follow the site's password rules. Finally someone thinking outside the box and you tell her to follow the rules?
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: she screamed at me and sent me outside.
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: she refuses to learn Screaming and sending you outside, how much more of a subtile hint can a woman give? Hit you with a plank?
So, be a nice lad and mail the website to change their rediculous password-restrictions
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: So, be a nice lad and mail the website to change their rediculous password-restriction
Be helpful and do it for them.
Can't be that hard, they do that sort of stuff on TV all the time.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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I'd swear I just read something written by a 9-year old.
Am I wrong?
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dandy72 wrote: I'd swear I just read something written by a 9-year old.
Am I wrong?
Not sure if you have read the posting rules here or not. But they do not require you to be a knob-head 24x7.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm taking for granted you never saw the original message, since it's now been edited.
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dandy72 wrote: I'm taking for granted you never saw the original message, since it's now been edited.
I did, it was nothing I would ever post but not everyone has a relationship with their parents the same as you. I hope no one has a setup remotely close to my childhood, it left me uniquely warped for relationships and by Zach's age I would have not had to worry about a parent asking me a stupid question let alone being told to go outside.
You can't view everyone's relationship with their family through your eyes. You could have just passed his post by.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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