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I bet (hope) that user rep score will be a constraint.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Are Zebras just horses that have escaped from prison?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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be careful crossing them
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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I thought zebras were for women. And them you really should not cross!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Are you just sort of horsing around or just plain unstable? Manely, whinnied better puns.
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My vife vears zebra und zeblouse over it, ja?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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This Is Funny
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Jeff Foxworthy is always great for a laugh. Good stuff.
Jeremy Falcon
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"Posted in 2007".
Yep, that sounds about right.
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As One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens......
That was me working through my advent calendar this morning.
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Genuine LOL.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But I thought this[^] was you opening your advent calendar?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Since I have read 'The Name of the Wind' I know that you can get power over something if you know its true name. For the Skyrim fans: The hero in that book tries to conceal his identity by pretending to be an innkeeper and explaining that he used to be an adventurer, but then took an arrow in the knee. I wonder which one is the original and which one the easter egg.
Anyway, I just saw an ad at the top of the page: AdMob by Google. Ok, I know who 'the mob' is and I applaud Google's honesty, still I don't think the name is well chosen.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I used to ask this same question, just like you, but then I took an arrow in the kneee.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Did you become an inkeeper or a guard in Whiterun after that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nah, I have troubles finding free time to progress one toon through warcraft, but I did watch my daughter playing Skyrim sometimes.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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The scary thing is that all guards in Whiterun used to be adventurers who had to retire after taking an arrow in the knee. Is that some sort of requirement for getting the job as a guard?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Personally I like the urban myth that 'taking an arrow in the knee' is a metaphor for getting married. It neatly explains why they had to settle down and get job close to home.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Ok. Remind me not to get married in Skyrim. I don't want to play a guard.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I had to mod the game because any friggin time I want to marry Aela. She's hot and deadly - like my wife and my guns.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Such conduct would not be adequate for a noble Elf.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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You shouldn't have embarked on that last adventure
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I've thoroughly enjoyed his writing, and like his fans, am totally dismayed that Book 3, "Doors of Stone" still has no publication date.
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