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I don't believe in statistics - It spooks me!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Sure, I don't know what else one would exSpecter.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if they had not been poisson'd.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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fishing for a compliment?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Your question will haunt me the rest of the day.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Boooooooooooooo!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?"
I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"
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She only wants to be polite to you and have a nice talk instead seeing you sitting bored infront of your PC.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I wouldn't complain...sure I can think of better subjects.
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Pom Pey wrote: A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?"
I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"
You don't have to be rude and mock me on a public forum!
I am filing a discrimination complaint.
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Pualee wrote: I am filing a discrimination complaint.
You might want to find a reason for filing a complaint other than discrimination.
It's only discrimination if it's true.
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I love making fun of people who do not have as big a vocabulary as me.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hey, 2018.
Do you change your binary name every year?
Just curious.
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You only have 360 days to find out. Stay tuned.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm following you on all social media and have placed a trace on your mobile phone.
I am as tuned in as I can get.
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Don't forget the rootkit you put on his laptop!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 5-Jan-18 19:05pm.
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Awww...you let the cat out of the bag on that one.
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Pom Pey wrote: I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"
so apparently her inclination to try to start a conversation with you was misplaced.
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Should have just said "Yes. You need to fill it up."
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...I arrived at the Pub with my baby girl. She's now 18, we're drinking and playing pool.
Luckily the Pub shuts in an hour cause we got a huge piss up tommorow at a hired hall where I'm the lwgally responsible adult.
Promise not to drink more than 1 of the 5 cartons of beer. That's not counting the hard cider cartons, multiple bottles of sourits I don't like or the many crappy wines I bought.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Happy birthday to your daughter! (I assume that's the purpose of the huge piss up?)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It is. Thanks.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I hope everyone has a damn fine time!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: huge piss up That happens to me when I drink too much water.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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