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Do chemists drive Mercedes Benzene?
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Seems to be no reaction here
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Sure, but they probably wind up going in a ring
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Yep. And when they crash... just Barium.
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And when they speed, Cesium!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Indeed, they should Sulfur the consequences.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, beware of the Copper!
/ravi
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He should be able to talk his way out of it, unless of course he's a Silicon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, silly cons can sometimes be Sodium.
/ravi
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Some, so much so, that there seems to be a constant Radon common sense.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, no way you're gonna Helium.
/ravi
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Some, but not alchemists.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Does a cowboy drive an 'owdy?
Does a geologist drive an opel?
Do ladies of the night drive escorts?
Do money-men like a fiat?
Do dinner ladies like a lada?
Do dog-owners prefer a rover?
sigh ... why am I doing this?
Just becars....
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It seems like the best responses Argon and I'm afraid that what's left is Boron you. In a radical departure from the norm, I'll add ask: "Do Chemist do their trick-or-treating on Toluene?"
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Well... some of them are dieselective.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Looks like "The Mote in God's Eye" 
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Niven and Pournelle may beg to differ... 
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Software Zen: delete this;
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When you open a PDF document with Chrome, it lets you slide through pages vertically.
When you open it with Edge browser, it does horizontally. (May be it's e-readers way of doing)
Which one you prefer?
Horizontal slides make me dizzy. The transition's disturbing the eyes. IMHO
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Top-down... I have a scroll wheal that fits in perfectly to scroll... I think that after all these years, scrolling the wheal and moving right-to-left visually would confuse me...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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right!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Vunic wrote: right!
Left!
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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