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I must be getting old. All I see is something with no leg-room, and a roof so low it would kill my back just by sitting in it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.” ― Douglas Adams
(To be on the safe side: don't scratch your head, curl up on the couch, or do any laps).
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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December 28
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.
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Huh...I would have guessed the first thing you get is a face full of claws
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My personal favorite, from the "Symbol and Operator Reference" page, is...
Quote: ``...`` | No more information available. | Delimits an identifier that would otherwise not be a legal identifier, such as a language keyword.
Seriously? What!?
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I'd guess it serves a similar purpose to putting @ in front of a variable name in C#:
@ (C# Reference) | Microsoft Docs[^]
In other words, something that should be avoided whenever possible.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, DEVOPS are a hot commodity these days.
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My personal favorite:
(|...|) Active patterns Delimits an active pattern; also called banana clips What. The. F***. are banana clips?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Apparently they are a high-capacity magazine for automatic weapons that resemble a banana (according to a quick Google).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ah. I consider myself abashed for not having G'ed it on my own.
Software Zen: delete this;
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And remember, if that's not enough, you can make your own as well
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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Does that mean if I use F# I'll have more problems than if I use regular expressions?
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If you use regular expressions to solve a problem, you now have two problems. If you use F#, the number of problems is determined by F(i) , where i is the number of operators you've used and F is the Fibonacci sequence.
Software Zen: delete this;
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APL was easier to read!
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Only 5 days left to go to submit your IoT articles in the Summer Fun with Arduino Challenge. We have about $1500 in cash prizes up for grabs for the 2 article challenges. And the faster you get it in there, the better your chances of winning the bonus prize of a CodeProject branded mug, so send those articles in today!
Congrats to our spot prize winner of the day - CPallini - you've won yourself a Raspberry Pi 3B+ starter kit and we know you're going to love using it as much as we do!
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Jovita Dsa wrote: Congrats to our spot prize winner of the day - CPallini - you've won yourself a Raspberry Pi 3B+ starter kit and we know you're going to love using it as much as we do!
Wow, thank you!
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Nice one Carlo!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You are most welcome. Hope you enjoy using it!
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No, the soapbox is there. Toxic posts and atmosphere is no longer tolerated, which is understandable and common sense.
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But it's no longer in the dropdown. Nor is the Insider stuff, and the weird/wonderful stuff.
Or are they only visible if *I* do something to make them visible? It has been such a long time...
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It is visible on the left navigation menu, it is just below the lounge and above the weird and the wonderful
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yes. I'm just used to it being under the "Community" menu. Somebody moved my cheese.
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