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Hey, this is 2018 : Anything that is more than 15min old does not exist anymore (apart from your embarrassing pictures from 1982 on social media).
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My personal experience, whether you "understand" your code or not, try explaining it to someone else. If it takes more than a few paragraphs, try again.
I'm a true believer that explaining your code to the "uninformed", successfully or otherwise, will enhance your own understanding of it.
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Eric Lynch wrote: My personal experience, whether you "understand" your code or not, try explaining it to someone else. Do it out loud, and people will say you're crazy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Become a teacher to really learn. Zen.
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Is a cheap circumcision a rip off?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Do Jewish it was?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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At least I have no drawbacks in life...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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<cringe>
Probably the cheapest you can get.
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you might be short changed though
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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That tears it! I'm not reading any more of these!
They celebrated your birth by having you circumcised.
Aren't you glad they used cake every year after that?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
modified 10-Jul-18 13:40pm.
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That is a cheesy remark - well, not any more.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Is it proper to leave a tip?
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I've heard that if you use a coupon they will take 25% off of it.
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A "tip of my hat" to your question...as painful as it may be
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all you can think about is smoking.
Arrgh, this is going to be f*****g hard.....
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Just think of all the money you are going to save!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm not a heavy smoker but saving $1500+ a year is definitely something to work towards.
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Plus not dying young is a big plus. My wife's father smoked like a chimney and died at 57 of lung cancer.
In addition, I am told, food tastes better and you can smell flowers and things. I never smoked myself so I can't verify that part. However, after living in Germany for six years where everyone, it seemed, smoked, I developed a smoker's cough which, after 25+ years, has finally gone away. So giving up smoking is a public health improvement, not just your own.
I applaud you for trying, stick with it. I am told the first couple of weeks are the hardest.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Almost $5 a day up in smoke is not that far from "heavy smoker", in my view...
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I've known smokers that could smoke over two packs a day and I thought that was excessive. It makes my 12-16 smokes a day pale in comparison.
Member 7989122 wrote: $5 a day It's $7 a pack here and that's at a tobacco shop. The price at gas stations and convenience stores is upwards of $9. And the cost here is 70% tax to boot (which govm't increases every couple of years). It's like they want their taxpayers to live longer
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Foothill wrote: It's $7 a pack here and that's at a tobacco shop. The price at gas stations and convenience stores is upwards of $9. And the cost here is 70% tax to boot (which govm't increases every couple of years). It's like they want their taxpayers to live longer
You lucky, lucky bastard.
I don't smoke but my Missus does and I've had the luxury of paying for them for many years of the marriage.
When we started going out in 1988 you could buy a carton of 10 packets of 25 Winfield (well known brand) for aout AUD$20.00. Now for a single packet of 40's of Horizon, Bonds etc (never existed < 2000) will now set you back about AUD$41.00.
Stupid elephanting elephanter didn't start till 19 and watched her Grandmother get her voice box removed in the 70's from throat cancer and from 1998 to 2013 when he died watched her Father live through years of Emphysema, oxygen tanks and looking like an emaciated AIDS victim.
Give 'em up, waste of elephanting time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Now for a single packet of 40's of Horizon, Bonds etc (never existed < 2000) will now set you back about AUD$41.00. That's $30 USD a pack!! They don't even pay that much in New York. The misses is going to make you bankrupt at those prices.
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Foothill wrote: That's $30 USD a pack!! They don't even pay that much in New York. The misses is going to make you bankrupt at those prices.
Then I better not mention the gambling problem that's been going on for 22 years.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's one of the hardest things you'll ever do but the rewards are enormous.
After a couple of weeks you'll start feeling better, food tastes better and you'll be able to breathe better.
Good luck...stick with it!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Thanks. It's my first time actually trying to quit long term. I do quit every day for about 8 whole hours.
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