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I hated BASIC the first time around already. JS too, as I dislike interpreters in general. Now, what would you expect me to say to this interpreted interpreter?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Now, what would you expect me to say to this interpreted interpreter?
Two wrongs make a right?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: Two wrongs make a right?
No, that's three lefts.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Two wrongs? Really?
Start counting[^]. After that we shall pluck apart good old BASIC.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or two wrongs make a write?
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CodeWraith wrote: Now, what would you expect me to say to this interpreted interpreter?
They cancel each other out?
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That's what Dumb also always says when he executes Dumber's next master plan. The scary thing is how many actually believe it besides him.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I am an ostrich
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Time to unleash the inner BASIC nerd.
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What goes around, comes around.
I recall scripting in basic in the original ASP.
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A perfect example of "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should ".
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just wait until you see:
<script type="text/cobol">
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I will immediately ditch all languages that I use in favor of WWWBasic !
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WWWBasic now obsolete and unsupported. WWWBasic-v2 is what you should be using and it's not backward-compatible.
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Now I'm going to draw Circles on a webpage with radius=5. That magical moment I had with GWBasic
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Every conservative bone in my body says "cool, cool" but I don't know that I'd actually go back and start delving into code just to see where I went wrong.
Too late to fix it. I'm there too Rainer ...
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Dinner is eaten and before I do some more work on the Marauder's[^] paintjob (Griff, I'm still waiting for 15.000.000 C-Bills), it's time for a beer.
The review[^] says that it is not meant for a quiet evening at home, but we shall see. I have enough here for four Mass[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yes it's a good beer, been a long time since I've indulged!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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And don't forget to wear your Lederhosen
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And the hat, the socks, definitely no wooden shoes...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Got the pi setup and running. I'm waiting for a new router so I can set my cable scrotum to bridge mode.
After reading horror stories on the web, I've already decided to replace the SD card on the Pi with a 32GB USB thumb drive to avoid reliability issues. I know, it's fairly unlikely that I'll encounter any problems, but there honestly is no reason to slap fate in the back of the head and dare her to f*ck my sh*t up.
The thumb drive is a USB 3.0 part, so if/when the new Pi hardware revision is released with USB3, I'll be a bit ahead of the game, and I'm hoping that it "just works" (allowing for the likelihood of the need to upgrade raspian as well).
I'm considering building more pi-hole devices for family xmas gifts.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: cable scrotum
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Sounds like "modem". It's from TWC, and it was a thinly veiled insult.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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where's the cross legs emoji?
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