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For your time-wasting enjoyment! I'd never heard of Jiminy Glick before, and to find that Martin Short is one of our all-time comedy greats came as a surprise!
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Heard of Jiminy Cricket, that must be an alias
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Sure you're not thinking of Aunt Jemima?
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Have you heard of Ed Grimley?
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didn't look but sounds useful...
<phone buzzes="">: husband: "dear... just going out to the car to check if I left somthin there."
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Because the public social media domain is the perfect place for this kind of information. Now everyone will know.
Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
They probably chose twitter just to be able to call it "tweetpee". WhatsappPee just doesn't sound all that marketable.
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MatthysDT wrote: Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
I believe they are trialing a version for elderly Yorkshiremen: the Ee! Male Pee
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If they did it on Facebook messenger like "FacePee" one day or another the world knows every babies pee history and not to mention the constant surveillance of the baby's diaper by Facebook to train it's AI for predicting when the baby is about to pee.
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Does the baby need to give its consent and accept cookies every time you change the diaper?
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Maybe a rusk rather than a cookie!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That pisses me off
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The sensor got plugged up I wonder what the problem could be?
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Sh*t, how would I know?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You need to do the exploratory finger test...if it comes out brown || green I'm outta here and you're on your own!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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I'll use a British Standard Finger[^] then.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Give me the £372.00 and I'll wear a latex glove and do it, but I ain't changing!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Great. Like I would want to put a low power GHz transmitter right next to my baby's privates.
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That trumps my WiFi-controlled crockpot!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I called it PIoT. Poop IoT.
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Sure I’m going to trust them with this when they totally lie about their product right on their boxes. The first ones we tried said 8-12lbs. They don’t hold anywhere near that much!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Useless, true, but damn that is funny.
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That would be funny if:
- it would not cost us resources to build and process this IoT device.
- it would not cost us resources to manage all the notifications on servers and electricity and ...
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