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Received yesterday in an email. Still not sure about posting it...
I bought these shoes from a drug-dealer.
Dunno what he laced them with
'Cos I've been tripping all morning
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Craaaaaap! 
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They're from 4 years ago. You're fine. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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If dentists make their money from people with bad teeth, why do we buy toothpaste that is "recommended by dentists"? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How about this: Do you know you have bad teeth? Who do you trust? I mean if it is has cavities or hurt then it is obvious. Sometime my dentist just schedule me for a crown because some of my teeth are spaced too far apart. Or claims that it has cavity, but it looks normal on the x-ray.
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I have perfect teeth. I see a dentist and a dental hygienist 2 times a year, and I pay the dentist $$ to look at my perfect teeth after the friendly hygienist cleans them. Dentist really doesn't do sh*t here in this story.
toothpaste is involved in the lengthy process.
Just saying...
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Funny, read an article where the ADA cannot validate why we're supposed to go to the dentist 2x a year.
Floss, don't eat candy, DO NOT CHEW ICE.
I consistently read on my local neighborhood group where dentist A says 3 cavities, dentist B can't find any. I used to think the medical and dental professions were sacrosanct; I'm no longer certain.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I have been seeing the same dentist for over 15 years now. I have had braces in the past, so my teeth and my bite are still good to go there.
I don't know what to tell you.
I floss and I do not chew ice. I do have some candy every now and then, but not much other sweets. I brush my teeth twice a day, so the candy is not really an issue.
Common sense?
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If you earn your money by solving computer problems, why should I trust you to fix my PC? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If a Dude gave in to the notion of opening a women's hair salon, would naming it "Curl Up and Dye" be apropos?
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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It would be a Cut Above The Rest ... but a Hairbrained idea!
But Clippety-Do-Dah, there is something In the Hair Tonight - most salons are Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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True, a Permanent establishment it would be, yet not.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I saw one by the airport called "Hairport".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Comb to think of it, from what I hair, the dude would likely be a barberian of some sort.
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Not incredibly apropos, but it brings to mind a brilliant movie[^].
One advantage of the movie is that it might teach Leftpondians how to pronounce "Keighley".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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On their day off, do hackers go phishing?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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LOLZ what a cracker!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No, as they don't want to be caught in a police net.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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They don't get off the hook that easily. Mining a bit coin keep them busy, too.
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Nice one. 
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
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Evans Data (surveys) now sometimes has codeproject as a choice - seen in latest dev survey
finally when relevant can click a box/radio-button other than "Other"
Message Signature
(Click to edit ->)
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Phew, there were already thoughts on renaming CodeProject to "Other"
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...luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil! 
What way it the door?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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