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I was worried that that might be what happened, but then I realised that it was impossible, because she'd never buy a pink bike.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... she wanted a fridge and told you she was ordering a "bike"
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So, all jokes aside did you check the confirmation email to ensure it was supposed to be a bike? And I'm assuming the vendor will be paying for the return shipping to correct their obvious error.
Honestly that has to be one of the most bizarre shipping mix-ups I've encountered. Most of mine are of the "Ordered a pair of sunglasses was sent the wrong size, color, and style. I couldn't wear them but hey! At least you got the sunglasses part correct." variety.
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I got an e-mail an hour ago, telling me that they're very sorry and they're now sending a bike.
Or a doll's house.
Or a jar of leg wax. Who knows?
Now that I've seen the box, though, I've become highly suspicious.
The packing list/invoice is missing, torn off, and the address label looks like it's been peeled off of another box and taped on.
So some smartarse has got herself an expensive bike for the price of a cheap fridge, because Lidl won't bother to investigate -- they'll just blame the devs who made the catalogue/ordering system
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I once ordered pants from J C Penney, which was reflected on the confirmation email and the email upon shipment.
The box contained some pretty hefty DD bras. No pants.
I am a guy.
The CSR that issued the return info and I had a good laugh.
My wife had an even bigger laugh.
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Try ordering fork handles.
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With oak paneling it might age well.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Luckily there isn't Gin on box.
(I obviously haven't checked that. I don't want to know otherwise )
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Forget about the gin, I want THIS ONE[^]
Imagine what it's gonna cost at Systembolaget. I'll probably have to hock the car, the house AND promise them my firstborn child (that's an easy promise, however, because me having children is never gonna happen)...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Whiskey (usquebaugh) itself means fire-water, I am told.
So, does this mean this firebox whiskey is 200 proof?
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They call it whiskey, but it's more like whiskey-liqueur if you ask me.
But it's good, and you can get terribly drunk if you're not careful...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I don't want to know otherwise
Yes you do![^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You're mean.
I tried to imagine the aiming group for that stuff, and now my mind has a picture of a purple haired tipsy old lady with a small dog named Tricky Woo.
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... or Nagy ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I actually can't imagine him drinking old ladies stuff.
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A small dog named Nagy? Mean!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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You're going to get such a boff!
veni bibi saltavi
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- I have no hair - purple or otherwise.
- Okay, I'll take tipsy & old but not lady.
- He ain't small, he's a fuge great vicious wolf, a bedouin beast, a des[s]ert destroyer!
- Shadow, proper dog name.
veni bibi saltavi
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I can see he has just defeated a great adversary
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He's had loads of those owls.
His pb is under 30 minutes to destroy the squeak. There is one that is now over a month and still got all it's squeak.
Sometime on a quiet night, when not a thing is stirring, I can hear from downstairs a soft *squeak*
veni bibi saltavi
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When I was a kid we had a dog that could open doors.
Whenever we heard something at night we'd better check out what it was.
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Unfortunately I must inform you that Mr. Nagy is no longer with us.
@Nagy-Vilmos
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 15-Mar-19 6:12am.
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Why didn't anyone tell me?
/ scutters off into the darkness /
veni bibi saltavi
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