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I once had a coworker with a bird whistle noise as his notification for receiving a text. I was the maintainer of some in-house software, so I found a gif of the noise and added it to play when a button in the about menu was clicked. So he would get a text and then there would be a chorus of bird whistles from a bunch of other cubicles. Sometimes we'd play it just to make him think he got a text. Good times.
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A much used heavy glass-and metal door down the hall started squeaking really loudly and annoyingly, today.
It's no joke when I say it's been driving me up the wall.
It's the little things in life that make you want to take a sledge hammer and smash the cr@p out of things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know that 3-in-1 oil is available, right?
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That's a temporary solution. Hammer is definitive.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Hey, can I audition? I lean back in my chair and stretch a couple times an hour.
I think my chair sings the song of your people...
Software Zen: delete this;
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When we had a baby, we took over a used baby stroller with squeeking wheels that I should have oiled before we took it into use. It didn't happen until the little girl started making squeaking sounds, just like the sounds from the wheels. I don't remember whether that was before or after she learned to say "mommy" and "daddy", but when she started squeeking, I dug out the old oil can.
Old memories ... It sure was a good idea to write down such things when they happened. I really enjoy digging up my old daddy's notes from those days.
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Is a power tool an annoying boss?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is a prison warder's boss a screwdriver?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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When promoted to management, is a low-relief sculptor embossed?
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No it is not, but it can bite you if you are not careful so maybe it has similar properties.
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and a hand tool?
(yep, had a couple of bosses like that)
Message Signature
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I was told that a new project was going to be using state-of-the-art tools - I found out later they were referring to the project manager!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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How seriously do you handle them?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Compiler warnings? 0.0 max.
Warnings from hysterical Code Nazi tools? Who cares?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unless you're bound to MISRA or the equivalent Aerospace normative.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Code should compile without warnings, with the -Wall flag set.
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very.
I'd rather be phishing!
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My default project is edited to include "Treat warnings as errors: All" and "Warning level: 4", as well as ticking "XML documentation file" - which gives a error if I forget the XML header for a public item.
If your code has warnings, there is probably something you haven't thought of ... particularly if you are a beginner.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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All warnings are on in VS2017, except for some obscure projects made by students, brrrrr
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*SOB* Hey! Our code works! *
* Or at least something almost similar if you disable the warnings.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Order, order
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A classic !
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Visual Studio: Quote: warning CS0168: The variable '_ex' is declared but never used
Everybody else: The F!
Me: ... So what, i need the Exception message!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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