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Actually, you have to pay more to get the N, the main product is only the PU.
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I am the copyright police and all your i's are belong to me.
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One can shoot but not hit, while the other can hoot but not sh*t!
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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What do you have to say for yourself? Nothing. That's what. To your room without supper.
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Too bad that these are inherently untranslatable, else I would have an even better one for you.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In what language?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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German, so it will not work at all when translated to English.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Bedeutet nichts. Deutsch verstehe ich auch...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Ok, here we go:
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Epileptiker und einem Grießbrei?
Einer liegt in Zucker und Zimt, der andere liegt im Zimmer und zuckt.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Evil
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Lawful evil[^], apparently. I always was on the side of chaos!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I can only add that was "Gift".
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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During our first year in Texas, my mother sent a birthday present for my grandmother. Along went a nice card with the caption 'A Gift For You!', knowing very well that my grandmother never spoke a word of English at all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Monty Python's warned me about German jokes. I'm not even going to read it.
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They more often than not butchered the jokes when trying to translate them. That's why I prefer watching not only comedies with the original audio track. Except perhaps this one, which sounds to me better than the already good original:
Neiiin, ich bin dein Vater![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-Sep-19 10:23am.
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Hi All,
GIT and I have always had 'you do your thing & I will do mine', separate, not really an issue. I now have to use GIT to prepare for a Witnessed FAT. GIT appears to be playing 'Silly B******' with the links on my machine... My GoogleFu is lacking it's Monday morning and I can' find a simple explanation of how to create links... Any ideas anyone? A merge request?.. And now it works?
modified 16-Sep-19 6:39am.
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What the heck is a "Witnessed FAT"
If you have FAT files, maybe use git-LFS to store them ?
Anyway, if you have git problem, just do a new clone, manually copy the changes to the new one.
or look at Oh, sh*t, git! ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Suspect that FAT in this case is Factory Acceptance Tests rather than File Allocation Tables.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Yup, Factory Acceptance Test, Witnessed by a third party to ensure honesty. You want everything to work first time with expected results or you get accused of wasting valuable time...
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3 months back, I called up my wife and explained about the new project that's started at work. And told her the next 3 months gonna be hectic.
In turn, She explained how her work was gonna get busy, because of accounts audits and other stuff. We saw both were getting busy and it was a perfect , mutual understanding & settlement.
2 months over now. Now she's at her peak of her voice asking me- Did I ever take her out for the last two months & that I showed the least care towards her and children.
Guess who's audits are over!
Not everyone gets a witch, that is honey, as a wife, right?
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If a man says something in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: If a man says something in a forest and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
I'm sure there would be at least a couple of female trees around. He's definitely wrong.
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