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I already had naturally dumb talking toilet cleaners decades ago. Three platoons of them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If it took three platoons to get your toilet cleaned...WTE were you eating back then?
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Of course it took three platoons, because we lived in the same building, ate more or less the same stuff and even dressed very similarly. And I previously had to clean toilets myself before I earned some more stripes to put on my shirt.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sarge? Is that you?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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And like all MILSPEC equipment, they were produced by the lowest bidder, cost almost nothing to manufacture, but the taxpayer was charged for them as if they were gold-plated.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Hey! Our toilet cleaners were a selection of the best and smartest, the army gets the rest. After all, we were operating radars and missiles when we were not cleaning toilets.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When the thing doesn't actually work, it really does turn into a shïtshow.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... So you'll find me at home, sleeping!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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I just start to sing.
That scares off more people than any costume could.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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You must sound like me. The steering wheel in my car has been in therapy for years.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Johnny J. wrote: find me at home I'll let Prince Charming know.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Nice. Every year I dress up as my doppelganger.
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That makes two of you!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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When a boolean is wrong, are you only off by a bit?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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chicken or beef?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That brainteaser gives me a byte!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A byte?! You may be more than a bit wrong.
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I'll check-sum references and get back to you on that.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You're off by a cubit.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's just details of implementation.
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True!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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