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Allude to small official Queen (5)
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Allude to
small official REF
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REFER
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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AHHHH!!!!!!!![^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I actually think it's a neat idea...but it's also a bit of a half-assed solution. 
If you're going to add IoT to your toilet, you may as well go all-in and get LG's WiFi bidet toilet:
LG Uplus launches IoT for bathrooms with Wi-Fi bidet toilet[^]
I've always dreamed of using my smartphone to control my toilet, and now I can!
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Quote: The bidet is based on Inus Bath's IW950 model that has a wide range of customization options, including water pressure and nozzle aim. Each family member in the home can have their own settings.
Oh, the fun you could have (and the divorce proceedings to immediately follow).
TTFN - Kent
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Ryan Peden wrote: I've always dreamed of using my smartphone to control my toilet, and now I can!
Like flushing it?
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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I already had naturally dumb talking toilet cleaners decades ago. Three platoons of them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If it took three platoons to get your toilet cleaned...WTE were you eating back then?
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Of course it took three platoons, because we lived in the same building, ate more or less the same stuff and even dressed very similarly. And I previously had to clean toilets myself before I earned some more stripes to put on my shirt. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sarge? Is that you?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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And like all MILSPEC equipment, they were produced by the lowest bidder, cost almost nothing to manufacture, but the taxpayer was charged for them as if they were gold-plated.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Hey! Our toilet cleaners were a selection of the best and smartest, the army gets the rest. After all, we were operating radars and missiles when we were not cleaning toilets. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When the thing doesn't actually work, it really does turn into a shïtshow.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... So you'll find me at home, sleeping!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I just start to sing.
That scares off more people than any costume could.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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You must sound like me. The steering wheel in my car has been in therapy for years.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Johnny J. wrote: find me at home
I'll let Prince Charming know. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Nice. Every year I dress up as my doppelganger.
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That makes two of you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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When a boolean is wrong, are you only off by a bit?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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