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These days he just checks what Alexa and its ilk have collected.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I have proof that Santa works for the NSA
One of the few instances where marketing might be actually useful.
If the NSA just presented themselves slightly differently, they wouldn't be seen as this ominous presence.
"We're your free backup and storage solution!"
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You fail to realize how few people know who the NSA is.
If more people knew, they would have to have more oversight!
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I had never thought of this, the Santa clause...
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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phil.o wrote: the Santa clause
I assume you haven't seen the Tim Allen film of the same name then?
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You're right, I didn't see it. Having checked on imdb, there is also a version 2 dating back to 2002.
On the other hand, the only film I can think of in 1994, is Pulp Fiction; not the same audience
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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He works one lousy day out of the year then spends all the other days judging you.
What a jerk satan claws is.
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Well he also has to index by naughty.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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That works with the melody if you pronounce it "sequel". I don't. To me, it's "squeal."
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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He sees you hard-code passwords
He knows where you GOTO
He knows you spelled receipt reciept*
So you know what you must DO
* That's a real one, that caused no end of problems!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote: He's making a database.
He's sorting normalizing it twice.
SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town! FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I...would totally watch this.
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it's only a short film...
but was good indeed!
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... we can look forward to some stability for the next few years. Whether it is good or bad stability remains to be seen.
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Hopefully. But as an official member of the Cynical Old Hector association, I suspect the Tory MPs who want Remain will start squabbling with head office soon ... but this is getting very close to soapbox territory, so I'll stop there.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: but this is getting very close to soapbox territory, so I'll stop there
Yes, it's difficult not to isn't it? I'll just do one more shirtless lap of the office.
Where has the soapbox gone btw? I'm horribly out of date on things CP. I used to use it for updates on Climate Science.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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It finally succeeded in doing what it had been trying to do for ages, and disappeared up its own black hole.
(It had become such a cesspit of climate trolling that Chris shut it down for good.)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Not going to happen.
This was the British people showing the government that we won’t tolerate any of them going against what we’ve already voting for.
Any remain-leaning Tory mp’s will have already done a full circle and will now be “let’s get it done” after seeing Swinson, grieve, umana and sodbury lose there jobs last night.
Farage aside, none of them have any real conviction beyond self-preservation.
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I'm staying zipped on that one - that's soapbox territory plain and simple.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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They’re ain’t no soapbox and that rule is only there to stop flame wars which only occur with the American flavour of politics.
Politics the day after a vote has always been tolerated.
Plus the trolls are long gone to other bridges
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Quote: 6. Any personal attacks, any spam, any advertising, any trolling, or any abuse of the rules will result in your account being removed. I think the hamsters are serious on this one - and I'm not testing it to find out!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Pompey 3 wrote: Plus the trolls are long gone to other bridges
or are they?
It's much easier to enjoy the favor of both friend and foe, and not give a damn who's who. -- Lon Milo DuQuette
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4. No politics
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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