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Murphy's law?
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Pubs in Ireland shut, Pubs in Ireland shut on St. Patricks day, revolution!
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The bad news: No, 10 pints of Guinness won't cure COVID-19
The good news: after drinking them, you won't care.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I would say I Predict A Riot[^] but it would have to be a very small, quiet riot, held at home.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Same in Canada. My neighbour owns a pub so, out of respect for his business, we're heading to his backyard this afternoon to deplete his personal hoard.
It's what a good friend would do, right?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: we're heading to his backyard this afternoon to deplete his personal hoard. As long as you are not more than 10... if not you can get problems.
M.D.V.
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At least, Bob is partying
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They are dangerous and we have been using them for years! There are corona wires[^] in there. No joke.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Try Google Translate of you cannot handle tha fact that the world has a mulitude of languages.
Or learn latin. For lots of (south, east) European languages, that's actually a good starting point!
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This is a global forum, that is the reason its language is English: Since English is the best choice that most nationalities can understand. And don't tell me to use Google translate. As Mark says below the joke does not work when translated. Stick to English so more members can understand you!
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The gag doesn't work in English.
And isn't jerking one's knees more effort than clicking a "translate" button?
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OK: Good morning!
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What's the matter? Timeo Danaos sounds like a hot babe!
Actually it's Latin. Something like "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts my bicycle.
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O tempora, o mores!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Noli illegitimi carborundum!
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I wonder who they meant with 'illegitimi'. It probably was ok, because in such deep friendships the 'illegitimi' probably had some nice words for the 'legitimi' as well.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I wonder who they meant with 'illegitimi'. The had a typo... I think they meant "illuminati"
M.D.V.
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Greg Utas wrote: Timeo Danaos sounds like a hot babe! You don't like girls?
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Not all languages follow the -a pattern. But most Romance languages do, so I agree that Timea would have been better.
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I fear the Danaos and those bearing gifts.
The difference is important.
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Have you seen Dona Ferentes anywhere? I'm sure she was here a moment ago ...
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I saw Donna Floria a while ago. That one, nope.
Right now, I'm subjected to home detention.
No chance to travel again to the beautiful Wales.
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