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Yes!
The grand prize of a 2-pack of toilet paper is yours.
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Chris Maunder
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Did you know that when the movie premiered in Hollywood, you got a "Honk If You Love Brian" bumper sticker?
I've still got mine.
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1 ply, right?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Dude - we're not savages here. 2 ply all the way.
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Chris Maunder
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I thought you said you weren't savages.
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Chris Maunder wrote: pet peeve is when people use the term "exponential" without knowing what it actually means. That's inconceivable.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
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Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: we're not a homogeneous collection of perfectly spaced, single network cellular automaton Danger Man agrees[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have in the past worked from Home when I needed to work on some document. Never an issue.
So with school being closed in Germany, I decided to work from home and to maintain social distancing
Day 1 : Single Monitor (compared to 2+1) sucked. VPN connection Sucked more. Daughters Tik Toking was getting on my nerves
Day 2. Changed Wireless to Wired internet and still VPN sucked big time . Ban on tik tok lead to a very angry and bored teen which made me fear for my life.
Day 3 : Drove early to work . Still social distancing as 70% of workforce in Home. All issues of Day 1 and Day 2 resolved.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
modified 18-Mar-20 9:31am.
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Hang in there, mate. Hopefully the weather plays along and we can start doing our social distancing outside with a beer rather than inside getting on each others nerves.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I am social distancing by going to my office as normal. No-one else is there!
Effectively:
1. Private office
2. Private bathroom
3. All communication via email, etc.
4. I don't need to wear my headphones for music in the office.
5. No family distractions.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now, if we can just get Neighbours as well ...
Keep scrolling:
Quote: Australian TV soap Neighbours has announced it will not film this week as a precaution, after reports suggested a person working on the show had come into contact with someone who tested positive for Covid-19.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You would seriously prefer to have to sit through reruns of the show's "greatest hits"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, because Herself wouldn't - so I wouldn't have to listen to it in the background ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The only reason I know that show exists is i was looking for a TV program with a lot of seasons to do testing of my TMDB ("the movie database") library. It looked terrible, and the more i found out about it the more surprised i was that it is actually filmed, much less watched.
Real programmers use butterflies
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It is watched - nay followed - by a veritable legion of vacuous morons fans.
Just the theme tune is enough to start my gorge rising.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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5teveH wrote: Struggling to keep on track. Any suggestions?
1) Don't go near YouTube ...
2) STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! If you want a coffee, make it, and go back to your desk ASAP. Lingering will mean you eat something because it's there and you're bored - and that's a killer for home working.
3) Try a video conference with work colleagues - see if they are in the same boat, and what solutions they have found.
4) Treat "work time" as an absolute - if you are normally there 9 - 1, half hour lunch, 1:30 - 5 then stick to it. If you start to eat into work time for stuff you want to do, it gets a lot harder to get back into it.
5) Take a 5 or 10 minute break every hour - CP is good - in an office there are always distractions, so you probably aren't staring at a screen for the whole 8 hour day. Your eyes, back, brain will thank you!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: 2) STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN! If you want a coffee, make it, and go back to your desk ASAP. Lingering will mean you eat something because it's there and you're bored - and that's a killer for home working.
Arghhhh! Just read this whilst eating a Cadbury's Boost!
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Are you telling us you only spend 5-10 minutes an hour on CP?
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He's making up for all those missed hours earlier in his life before CP. Plus the 16 hours a day while not at work each get 5-10 minutes too! If you account for all of that it leaves... 5-10 minutes an hour for work.
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I actually get more done working from home.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Don't watch this[^]. It does not end well. They disintegrated a bunch of perfectly good little microprocessors which I would love to have here right now. That never gets boring.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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