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Jörgen Andersson wrote: In 2033 they will become the quaranteens. Sorry, but they've already been named[^].
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I think maybe we need a vote. Both excellent names!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: I think maybe we need a vote. Hmm.
If only had some tool whereby CP members could vote on something...
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I know. Can you imagine...
(You can make your own if you wish)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Didn't know it was a competition.
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I vote for 'Get off my lawn'-ies
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Asking for a friend.
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After you eat them, eventually they are.
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It's a pity to waste food. Just prepare them as usual and pass them off as having beans as an ingredient.
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And the winner of the grossest response goes to...
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I was an avid reader of alt.tasteless back in the day. Nowadays it would be de-platformed.
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Supermarket out of toilet roll?
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Shelves are bare... no meat, veggies or bread either. They promised shipments within the next couple of days.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Good grief.
I went to my local supermarket this morning, and bought my usual bread, 6 chicken breasts, and some beef mince for meatballs. Along with liquid soap, and anti-bacterial clothes washing liquid. They had no pasta, no toilet rolls, but I keep those in stock anyway ... Either wales is being "more sensible" than the USA, or more restrained, I guess.
Don't they say that "civilisation is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism"? Sounds like you could be finding out soon ... hope not.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I think that's very much area dependent.
I live in a location that has a pretty dense population (my home is on a 40x100 foot lot). There was a first-round buying frenzy and shelf-emptying but they were restocked very quickly. Some nuts keep up the over-buying but some stores are enforcing nut-mittigation limits.
The current hassle, so far as I can see, is stores limiting the number of concurrent customers. You are cued until someone leaves. One in after one out. Another thoughtful change is some stores instituting some seniors-only early shopping hours.
Umm? What's left? Well, I already had laid in a good supply of single malts so I'm ready for whatever comes.
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I've just had an email from the CEO of Tesco (the biggest supermarket chain in the UK):
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From Thursday 19 March we will start to implement the following changes:
•To ensure more people have access to everyday essentials, we are introducing a storewide restriction of only 3 items per customer on every product line, and removing multi-buy promotions.
•In order to allow Tesco colleagues to focus on stocking shelves, helping to provide the essential groceries you are looking for and to avoid waste, we will close all meat, fish, deli counters and salad bars.
•To be able to ensure our stores are clean, that we can replenish stock, and allow our colleagues to rest, we will change our trading hours with all stores closing at 10pm.
•To ensure we are doing everything possible to reduce the risk of infection for both our customers and colleagues, we will be introducing some distancing measures at the checkout and, to make it swifter, invite customers who can, to pay by card.
•To help free up slots for the more vulnerable, such as our elderly customers and those who are self-isolating, we are encouraging customers who shop online or choose Click+Collect for their grocery home shopping, to prioritise shopping in-store where possible.
•To ensure our more vulnerable and elderly customers can shop in-store, we will prioritise one hour every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning between 9-10am (except in our Express stores) and ask that you respect this.
Tesco store colleagues can't work from home and a good number of them will need to respond to personal or family challenges connected with dealing with COVID-19. So we would please ask that you understand the challenging environment in which we are all working. If you do go in-store and want to say thank you, then I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
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Where we are in central Florida, paper goods and cleaning products are very scarce, but we have plenty of bread, vegetables and fruit. Meat products are still available - intermittently. Yesterday I could buy ground beef, but no chicken. Next grocery run is tomorrow, then we will see.
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Expectation: Anarchy and zombies.
Result: Home office without toilet paper.
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Yes, that's a RESULT!
The downside is, we are going to be subjected to repeats of cr@p programs they already subjected us to!
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And endless press conferences.
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Haven't they suffered enough?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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There's never a shortage of wankers who'll try to gain from people's suffering -- in this case, making them suffer even more.
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