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Bob Dylan - The cough song
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Dunno why, but it made me think of this classic movie[^] moment...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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If it's Corona-related tunes you want, the No Agenda podcast has had Corona-related end-of-show mixes for weeks now.
And no, I can't find a page that lists them all. Typically the end-of-show mixes start at 5-6 minutes before the end.
Note that these are listener-produced and submitted...and sometimes sung by people who have no business singing. But some of the lyrics are quite brilliant.
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My Corana (Sharona) The Knack 1975
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That made me laugh more than it should have!
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Coronavirus Rhapsody[^] (You may need to be a Facebook member to view this; if anyone knows a non-FB version of the video please let me know!)
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The drug dealers, burglars, hookers, and muggers whose income stream has dried up completely, unless they deliberately expose themselves to potentially infected clients ...
Mind you, drunk driving should drop like a stone with no bars open!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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modified 26-Mar-20 2:58am.
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This whole thing has proven the phrase "there's always a golden lining" multiple times.
But that doesn't mean we shouldn't make every effort to make it go away as quickly as possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think any drug addict will bother about Corona - after all they don't bother about the drugs they're taking either...
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Exactly. Some of the groups OG mentioned do what they do as a matter of survival.
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I figured it had to be from The Onion. No siree.
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I wish.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I have never agreed with Piers Morgan before (and probably never shall again), but ...
Quote: Karma is a strange thing. If you behave in such a reckless, moronic, selfless manner, karma will catch up with you.
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Why is this moron getting treated? He should be in jail, not taking up a vital hospital bed
Yep.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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The death penalty for this? Seems a bit harsh don’t you think?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Darwinian.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Exactly, look what happened to him.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Even if the virus weren't a thing right now why would you ever lick any toilet, let alone a public one?
He's a so-called "influencer". So...to get people talking about him?
Guess what - you fell for it.
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Yeah, I guess the egg is on my face.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Better an egg than a virus. :-p
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