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I looked through the list of what is to be available and could not see a single show I was interested in.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I looked through the list of what is to be available I took that as a tip, and paid attention to it myself.Mycroft Holmes wrote: and could not see a single show I was interested in [edit] I brilliantly managed to get the following the wrong way around [/edit]
It would be unremarkable if anyone found it remarkable that I would make the same remark.
Mark
modified 4-Apr-20 7:41am.
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...how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being with during quarantine.
She said "must be nice"!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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There's nothing more tragic than unrequited love.
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... while looking in the mirror?
or another way to put it:
"Talking to myself? No! I was actually having a discussion with the smartest person in the room."
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pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Withers was not due to COVID. But there still ain't no sunshine today.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Have you ever thought about all the fish when urine the ocean?
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W.C.Fields on drinking water: "Never touch the stuff—very unhealthy. Fish f**k in it."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You know, after so many eons, probably all of it is fish-piss. Except that bit from contributed by birds.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So, I did one, three, five, seven and nine.
More math humor.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Overachiever.
Re-read your subject line. You should've been able to get away just doing some of the odd jobs.
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Being in CP... I would only have done first.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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a Roman Numeral.
Ahhh, math humor... you got to love it.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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I, for one, like Roman numerals
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I, for one, think NOTHING of a number system that lacks a ZERO.
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But you only need zero if you've got less than zero, and the Ancient Romans had plenty.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To the genius who created zero, thanks for nothing!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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As far as money is concerned, I don't ask for much. Just: "1" followed by six nothings will do me fine. That is not asking much, is it?
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Quite entertaining[^]
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The breakfast tray one got a laugh out of me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dali's clocks is a good one too
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Should be Deli's clocks.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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