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Hi all
Thanks for advices.
I will need time to study all those options.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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A while back, Michaela Blott of Xilinx was the first I know of to do it all, communications and otherwise, to put a KVS onto an FPGA that handled IP requests at line rates up to 10gbps (and they projected they could do 100gbps with one FPGA node.)
https://www.usenix.org/sites/default/files/conference/protected-files/blott_hotcloud13_slides.pdf
Since then many have repeated this work in conferences, but I believe you can get her code and help if you use a Xilinx FPGA. Nice lady.
Charlie Johnson
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Hi all
Thanks for advices.
I will need time to study all those options.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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So, when the system pops up that "Unknown Error" message, I wonder how it knows it's really an error?
In fact, it doesn't - it said so.
Probably an error message conceived by politicians.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's an if without an else.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Sometimes I make my code just throw errors randomly to keep users on their toes.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Write a source file fuzzer and see how the compiler deals with it!
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Years ago, I was working with a compiler that used to throw the error message "Something wrong".
We had sort of an informal competition to make the shortest source code file that would provoke this error. If I remember right, the winner was down to four lines of code.
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I've gotten the C# compiler to give me an internal error. I think I was doing something terrible and unforgivable with generics, admittedly. It has happened intermittently from time to time, but I've only encountered it consistently once.
That's the best I got. I love that you had a contest to confuse the compiler. It's kind of mean though.
Real programmers use butterflies
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It would be a lot more surprising if it said "Known error"
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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"Unknown error" is better than an incorrect result, isn't it?
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: So, when the system pops up that "Unknown Error" message, I wonder how it knows it's really an error? One way is too check whether the result is in an expected range.
Was making pizza-dough and it failed to rise. So, there was an error but not sure what went wrong. That's an unknown error, no?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Was making pizza-dough and it failed to rise. So, there was an error but not sure what went wrong. That's an unknown error, no? No - the error is clearly: you are no cook !
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I still want to know who General Protection Fault is and what he was doing trying to read my hard drive.
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https://us.fliteboard.com/[^]
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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That's a cool gadget, though to be honest, I did not expect that price-tag.
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Whoa! I just saw the price!! Yikes! I'd much rather have a Segway.
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me neither - looks like something for the rich and famous and rich. Actually, I could afford that now, since the kids are all gone. But I would never be able to explain it to my wife
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Wonder why they downplay the hand control system so much? Didn't know it was there for quite a bit even watching the youtube video.
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We'll probably see that in the next James Bond movie.
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At that price, they can keep them!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The price doesn't necessarily affect the wanting
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it only works if you are young, fit and sexy (both men and women).
are you ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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How is the score calculated? Are these T/F, or are varying levels of shrugs as responses acceptable?
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Maximilien wrote: fit and sexy I really can't imagine how sex could work out on top of a device like that!
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