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And the cat which won't obey you is smarter how?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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DRHuff wrote: the cat which won't obey you
The answer is in the question!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's not much to brag about. Now, if you could get cats to obey most of the time...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: and dogs like me
Seems pretty obvious after looking at your profile picture
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Tom Jones hates to move apartments: "please re-lease me, ..."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I read that and rent my clothes as a sign of mourning. "That's Not Unusual" (1965). When he says "I'm Coming Home" (1975) he likes to know where it is.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The doctor diagnosed me with a Tom Jones complex.
I asked him if that happened a lot.
Apparently, it's not unusual.
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I can't spell his name ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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G-e-r-r-y D-o-r-s-e-y.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Engelbert Humperdinck Isn't that the guy who used to play Sherlock Holmes?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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No, that was Benedict Cumberbatch. Humperdinck (the original) was a classical composer, and Gerry was a crooner.
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Darn, I forgot the joke icon...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Well I did laugh, not too much though.
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Not a dime's worth of difference.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I thought he was burning down the house in 1999.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Today, I showed up at the door for the pizza guy completely naked.
I am not sure if he was more scared that I was naked, or the fact that I knew his home address.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You should have been wearing a mask.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's not a knife! This[^] is a knife!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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He was still thinking about a name for his newborn son, so I told him Lance would be nice.
He said Lance is too uncommon.
So I told him that in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Since it's a son, we should consider how Lance a Boil fits into this equation and the father's thinking.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Name should be mulligan. Just in case he wants a do over.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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