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Is there a whey you curd come up with butter puns? I dairy you to give up the cheesy ones!
. . . or are these as gouda they gonna' get?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The Swiss would say your theory is full of holes.
/ravi
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When I was first married we lived on a farm that had dairy cows, and we made our own ice cream, which was one of the few pleasures we had. In the spring the cows would eat wild onions and garlic and it was hard to drink the milk
My brother in law would still make ice cream and when we asked him how he could eat it he said; "just eat an onion first"..
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Onion flavoured ice cream, yum!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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On slaughter day we would kill a couple of pigs and have bacon ice cream.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Apologies. Had power and network issue so no internet. Back online now.
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That's a poor excuse. A friend told me that you can power a Macbook with a potato.
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had no potato either
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Hah! Next you will be telling us you don't know where your towel is...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are you a Genie? How do you know?
My son hid it.
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So ... your son is a hoopier frood than you are?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'll have to remember that the next time I forget
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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But I know you have access to potatoes.
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We forgive you, but don't let it happen again!
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Thank god!
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We, the CES, have bring to world in peace again : It turns out both The Flat Earth Society and the Round Earth Society were right, because Earth is a cylinder. AtOr to say the least, there is no evidence that Earth is not a cylinder.
After years of discussion to reunite our components, the height-greater-than-width Cylinder Earth society and the width-greater-than-height Cylinder Earth society, we agreed that height and width are equal, thus solving our conflict.
Join the Cylinder Earth Society ! Be Cylinder !
/edit : Why did I believe this could be original and funny - Of course the Internet already came with it : https://twitter.com/cylinderearths[^]
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Not sure you can talk me round.
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Agreed. I flat out refuse to believe this balogna!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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It's usually more of an obtuse shape.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I strongly, and vehemently argue that Earth is actually an inverted triangle, with a dent on one side.
Oh, and um, I don't belong to any societies, sorry.
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Slacker007 wrote: Oh, and um, I don't belong to any societies, sorr Sounds like you're creative enough to start your own.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Now you're getting into Hollow Cylinder Earth Theory.
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Earth is more like a canister.
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That would certainly help cartographers.
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