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A new guy in prison gets a list of jokes by number, listens at night to the other prisoners.
Charlie: 37
Everyone roars with laughter
Jim: 22
Again everyone roars with laughter
This goes for many nights and one night the new guys decides to give it a try.
New guy: 16
Not as peep.
Next day he asks his buddy: "What did I do wrong"
Answer: Timing
A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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One of my favourites, that one. Haven't heard this punchline before and I like it. 
I'm familiar with "It's not the joke buddy, it's how ya tell it"
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As one of the very few old women on CP, married 38 years ... I'm staying away from the posts from all the old farts  We don't require that much subservience
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein
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Smart Lady, I'm definitely one of them old farts. 
A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Probably the oldest, in fact. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I resemble that.
A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Not likely. Married 63 years here.
First 60 were the hardest!
>64
It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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I haven't spoken to my wife this month. I don't want to interrupt her.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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And was that "the first nail in your coffin?" (groan) 
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I read about the difference in meaning between "completed" and "finished" yesterday.
Marry the right woman, you're completed. Marry the wrong one... You're finished!
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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I can relate though!
I routinely make little doodads do things that could be done with a dedicated chinese widget at a fraction of the cost, but part of the fun and satisfaction is in the making - you can't buy that sort of gratification, but you can end up paying a little more for it. 
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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It's not the destination, it's the journey.
A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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I have a nasty beastie of a laptop. 13th gen i9 HX, with a 4090m GPU. 32GB main DDR5 RAM, 16GB of DDR6 GPU RAM
I haven't opened it in over a month, other than the other day when I was reminded to renew the warranty or lose it. (I renewed, added accidental damage protection)
It's primarily to game at my sister's house when I visit, and for that it works great, but I thought it would serve a side use at my desk, and it just has never really lived up except when I want to play Fallout 4 on the side. (240Hz screen makes it my preferred games masheen)
One of the reasons I got the GPU I did was to play around with AI tech, but also I've never really found much use.
It's useful enough that I don't want to sell it, but I'm not using enough to feel like I'm getting what I paid for by a long shot.
I don't know a lot about AI, and I'm kind of averse to LLMs for coding, but I have a feeling that's just me being crotchety. I know LLMs get code wrong a lot, but it's not like I can't verify what it produces.
Most of the time though, when I think it could help, I have a hard enough time asking a human my problem, much less a machine.
Questions like this seem like they'd take over an hour of prompting to get anything usable back out, but maybe I'm being unrealistic. After all, I know so little about this stuff.
C++ brain teaser - filtering a parameter pack[^]
Anyway my point is that I'm amenable to using this machine for AI endeavors but I'm not sure where to begin in terms of having something useful at hand.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Not interested in decoding Enigma messages?
What ever happen to Folding at Home?
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Not really. I was thinking of something more personally utilitarian.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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