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This is very true. "Need" or "deserve" are interchangeable in those cases...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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In Gujarati (one of the language in Gujarat state of India), there is one story that God was very pleased with a man and granted a (only one) wish. And this person asks for exactly one wish as
"Please grant me a wish that "At the age of 100, sitting on gold swing in my palace, I see my grand-children playing far away while eating supari (Areca_nut)"
Effectively, he asked for long age, health (seeing granhchildren playing far away so good eyesight, Areca Nut is hard to chew so good teeth), wealth and family !!!
Thanks,
Milind
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Well the wish is granted.
Nothing changed at all. Just before your 100th birthday you win the lottery and with it spent it on a palace with a gold swing, sitting upon the swing your lost child shows you his children, so you write up a will. That night you figure out it is all a lie but the will was already set up and swindler kills you and takes all your money.
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On the plus side you still get to have good teeth!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Amazingly good health and vitality!!
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Granted. Nothing else changes. You do not live very long...
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You're cheerful today.
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Very much so indeed. But what can i say the irony in how people wish and not realize what the consequences of their wishes are is fantastically fun to watch.
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CBadger wrote: fantastically fun to watch
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CBadger wrote: Just tell me your first wish
I wish to be the next CEO at Microsoft.
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Granted. At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO, within a year Microsoft becomes liquidated/bankrupt.
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CBadger wrote: At the next election of Microsoft you are elected in as CEO
First thing I will do is make MS products open source.
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A sandwich[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Granted.
You now have a horny squirrel with big knockers humping your leg. You can call him Sandwich
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gosh,isn't everyone selfish! I id wish for world peace and an end to suffering
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Knowing CBadger's response, you just blew up the world.
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Close but no cigar
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Your wish is granted!
You are now the only living being on the planet earth
The world is at peace and no suffering exists
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Well that's good. If there's no suffering then I'm not suffering through loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc.
So everyone's happy.
WIN
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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_Maxxx_ wrote: So everyone's happy. You are not are not suffering. But you still have feelings as
_Maxxx_ wrote: loneliness, or mourning the extinction of the human race etc. no suffering through it but still feel everything except suffering
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The one thing I've never seen in reality is paradox. So I wish the genie had never been a genie.
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You win.
Your wish is granted.
You win because the only true wish that can be granted with nothing bad is one that you (or anyone else) gain absolutely nothing from
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modified 1-Oct-13 7:09am.
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Tell that to the genie, he will become mortal. Or should he? If he had never been a genie and is a thousand year old, he should become... But then who granted my wish? Yay, paradox. In math paradox is known as contradiction, it comes from assuming something that is false to be true or vice versa.
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