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not A1 but a A Right One
and Excel guru is like being macdonalds bugger flipper guru
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: macdonalds bugger flipper
I hope they don't do that anywhere near the burgers!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If they do that its now wonder its unhealthy for you
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You think it's easy to drop-sear-turn-remove?
In my yoof I had a MacJob while at Uni, and all jokes apart the grill was actually hard work. On a busy shift you could be running three rows of burgers - so 36 in all - put one row on, turn the previous [adding onion as well], sear the row you've just put on, remove the oldest set onto their buns and start again. Bun prep had to provide a tray of buns every 40 seconds and the finished buns then went on to wrap. Most stores had two grills - one for regular and one for quarters. It looks like a POP until you have a go and then you see how hard it is.
Where I was, the grills where normally done by students who could actually follow the instructions. The real Wuck Fits would be put on fries'n'pies; you need a special kind of retardation to screw that one up but some still managed. The worst job, the one most people tried to avoid, was serving; even floor - keeping the front of house clean - was better than serving.
As a final little bon-mot, the stars are each for a different type of work and the name badges are different colours for different grades trainee/crew/lead/manager.
speramus in juniperus
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You definitely have A-Style...
speramus in juniperus
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That was right on the dot.
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This A-Style[^], then.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Ah, still just beginning I see.
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Well, you gotta start somewhere.
/ravi
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Circular reference warning ... et misericorde!
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There was an article about forced labour and modern day slavery on the morning noise. What caught my eye was the spokeswoman for "Bedfordshire Against Modern Slavery".
How bad is it that they need a county specific anti-slavery lobby? If only we had someone from the local tribes who could give us the view from street.
speramus in juniperus
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also does it mean that Bedforshire is ok with the old version of slavery?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Without wishing to find myself in a Woy situation, I believe that much of modern slavery, especially in the UK involves Indian and Pakistani persons or those of such heritage, both as the slaver and the slavee. Bedfordshire has some times with larger than most numbers of such persons so there is perhaps more of a need for direct action and support in the county.
In mostly unrelated news, it seems people from Bedfordshire are called 'Clangers'.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Clangers are disgusting suet sandwich roll made of meat and 'taters at one end and Jam at the other.
Whilst either filling could be tasty, there is a terrible interstitial interface where non-complimental ingredients interfere with the integrity of the snack as a whole leading to a rather unpleasant experience and a definite desire to spit out the aforementioned holistic meal.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Obviously yours were not made by a Clanger Guru. They can be absolutely delicious (if made properly with the correctly seasoned and cooked ingredients), awful otherwise.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's because they communicate by whistling, and believe in the Soup Dragon.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's because they communicate by whistling
Says the man who stared at sheep; :woot: :woot: come by!
speramus in juniperus
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There is a lot of Eastern Europeans involved too.
Mostly it is sex trade, but also nail bars and building work.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Who wants to drink nails?
speramus in juniperus
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The Scots drink girders.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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The scots eat deep fried confectionary, so I don't think drinking girders quite counts.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It's for guys who can't afford a screwdriver.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ME![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I keep seeing minibuses drive past here that proudly declare that they're specialists in "personenvervoer" on the side.
personenvervoer = people trafficking.
At least they're honest evil criminals.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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