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Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that this monologue ought to have been in Danish???
(I wouldn't have understood in Danish either, mind you... )
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Dunno the movie, but I think it was written by that Arab gent, Sheik Zubair.
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I think it has something to do with Mel Brooks.[^]
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Hilton, the Princess of Paris.
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Something to do with shaking spears...
Zulu?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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removed...Meant to put this in soapbox. Sorry to those offended!
modified 28-Apr-14 3:31am.
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I did wonder...
And it was the light from the Stained Glass Windows when I first heard it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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In the minds of those who read it....
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Sir Terence David John Pratchett, OBE is 66 today.
And as a lover of his books, I'd just like to wish him a happy birthday, and many more to come.
(And a cure for his Alzheimer's would be good too)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Happy birthday! He's books are just great.
(My granny had Alzheimer, and the doctor told that she has to use the her brain more intensively - so maybe all Terry Pratchett has to do is writing more books!)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Regrettably, in his own words:
"After falling out with his keyboard he now talks to his computer. Occasionally, these days, it answers back."
He now dictates his books either into his computer or to his assistant, but since he can't read the screen(s) any more, his assistant has to read them back to him at the end of the day. This understandably slows his writing...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Very sad, such a great mind!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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He is my favourite author eva.
When I was :cough:, my then girlfriend asked me to get her a book as I worked near to a bookstore, it was Equal Rites and she carefully explained the spelling. I bought it and read it straight through that evening. When I gave it to her, oh err misses, she told me I should have read the others first.
So, I went out and bought them all. Every last bugger of them. Raising Steam is waiting to be read, dear daughter bought it for me for my next birthday so I must wait until the summer.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: dear daughter bought it for me for my next birthday so I must wait until the summer.
That is "an embuggerment" - it's a good read. I'll give no spoilers, tho!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The worst bit is I know where it is hidden. I could sneak a peak but I am being "Very. Good." and not touching it.
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Put a bottle of Gin nearby.
That way, when you get tempted, you will get distracted...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The only person I know that can produce written Slapstick (see Moving Pictures).
I literally fell out of bed laughing reading "Guards!, Guards!"
Also, his use of footnotes is amazing.
(from memory_ " ... there is a difference between erotic and pornographic. Erotic is using a feather. Pornographic is using the whole chicken." or " He was 17 and drunk. Many consider this to be redundant ..."
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Yep! And some of Soul Music as well:
"Smoke was coming out of the stricken piano. The Librarian's hands were walking through the keys like Casanunda in a nunnery."
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Before, when I unplugged the AC charger for my laptop Windows would automatically do theme related things like disable transparency etc. but now when I unplug it, it stays the same theme as before
Anyone know how to fix this? I've tried resetting the theme in the "Personalize" section of the Control Panel.
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Quote: when I unplugged the AC charger for my laptop Windows
What does plugging or unplugging of the adapter has to do with the theme change ?
Thanks,
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It disables all the fancy theme effects to conserve battery power?
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Thanks for letting me know about this. Will try this option
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It's the default action on Windows 7, which is why I'm trying to turn it back on. Something must have happened to turn it off, and it's had a noticeable effect on battery life
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