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Surely not; it should be: their, they're there.
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Mike Hankey wrote: To all you grammar Nazi's Actually it's "To all you grammar Nazis".
[Leslie Nielsen was here]
/ravi
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So? Just use thair[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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ey! you are missing the epic one!
Quote: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
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to, too, two;
right, write, rite;
wait, weight;
you're, your;
great, grate,
The aforementioned examples barely scratch the surface of homonyms in English.
I wrote all that is above this sentence without using Google.
With Google:
[English Homonym List]
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Briar version: thar
Software Zen: delete this;
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its vs. it's, then vs. than, lose vs. loose - never could understand why so many people don't know the difference
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ALOL
I too dabbled in pacifism once.
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May your pointers always be null
May your ints always overflow
May your floats always be imprescise
May your strings never be terminated
May your queries never be valid
May your regexes never find matches
May your markup never be parseable
May your files always be inaccessible
May your code have a thousand warnings
I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones.
Try reversing them if you are in a good mood today.
(May your strings always be terminated, etc)
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S u n s h i n e wrote: I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones. On Error Resume.
..always a curse.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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V is a blessing.
VB is a curse
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Too Flaming Elephanting True.
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Shouldn't that be resume next?
And yes, it definitely is.
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S u n s h i n e wrote: Shouldn't that be resume next?
NO it elephanting well shouldn't!
Bloke who came up with that stupid idea should be taken out, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED with a large melon.
Twice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Knowing my VB feelings I agree!! You missed a few Sunshines & Elephants but on the whole I agree
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Nooo! Not a melon. A pineapple!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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No.
It should be "On Error Goto MyErrorHandler", where the unexpected error should be logged and the application should exit, since it is in an uncertain state and hence should not be doing any further writes on existing data to prevent it from potentially being destroyed.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You should be an Aurror.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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So this like a typical Monday for most developers?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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You're really a sunshine!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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S u n s h i n e wrote: May your floats always be imprescise
Impresciosion propagates...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Trying for something more interesting than just "may your iteration be infinite", I offer...
May your iteration fractalize as you recurse into the infinite depths of hell!
Marc
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try
{
// do every single part of the program inside here
}
catch (Exception err)
{
// Lets pretend nothing happened and all is well and brush any error under the carpet
}
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