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MehGerbil wrote: They can break into your house and take stuff?
Yeah, that's what I am thinking.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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chriselst wrote: said he was going to return with a locksmith, force entry, and take stuff away to the value of £862.
I'd love to see them try that with some of the members of this site
*cough* JSOP *cough*
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...preferably one that doesn't know my wife!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Have a word with Griff he may have a spare or two, as long as you like them woolly
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Well, I'm not sure I need it THAT baaaaaaad...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: baaaaaaad
I see what you did there.
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I'd prefer one who does know my wife.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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...so you can write code while each thinks you're with the other?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Bonus!
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Does her name also have to be Debbie?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Johnny J. wrote: ...preferably one that doesn't know my wife!
A man after my own heart. As I always say, the perfect women is a set of twins.
Jeremy Falcon
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Pluto Nash: You married twins?
Tony Francis: No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.
Dina Lake: Which one is which?
Tony Francis: Who gives a f***?
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Tony Francis: Who gives a f***?
Exactly.
Jeremy Falcon
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Reading it sounds like Tony asking Pluto "Are you asking who gives a ...?".
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Girlfriends are for the unmarried. You qualify for a mistress. Free upgrade!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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1UP
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I'm not convinced. Aren't mistresses a lot more expensive than girlfriends?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Expensive or cheap, they're mistresses nevertheless.
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As I've said before; "Rich woman with a bad cough"
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Oh, he's gonna kill me... But, in case nobody knows Vivic[^], he's quite the handsome chap. However, he's been without female companionship for a while now. We - the collective CP - can fix this. Not sure if you guys believe in the power of prayer, but if you do, we need to get together and pray for Vivic to embrace his frisky side. With enough support from his brethren, I'm sure this can be accomplished.
And you're welcome Vivic!!
Jeremy Falcon
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Pray for mercy from for puss in boots.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: he's quite the handsome chap
Indeed - If his profile pic is anything to go by, he looks exactly like Bob!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Indeed - If his profile pic is anything to go by, he looks exactly like Bob!
I've actually seen a pic of him, just not on CP. Nothing like Bob at all... I think.
Jeremy Falcon
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There's an app[^] for that.
/ravi
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No good - there's no "bloodshot" value for eye color in that app...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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