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The Way to Paradise - Microsoft Edition
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Samaritans: Training Day
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I Won't Save Private Ryan
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Hotel Rwanda. Sounds like it should be the Matrix though.
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Of course I did, you don't think that I actually knew it do you!? I did look at the rules and thought enough time had passed.
That is the problem with setting an online quiz these days; it's so easy to just Google the answers. I see it all the time down the pub with the pub quiz, people out with their mobiles Googling the answers.
Peace. Happy Chrimbo and a merry new year.
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point is there are no upvotes for lookups ...
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If we were talking Pounds Sterling I might have been bothered.
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well, as long as you don't care about honor or self respect, you should be fine :p
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V. wrote: as long as you don't care about honor or self respect, you should be fine
You're talking to software developers
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Rambo : First Phone Call
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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That one was easy: IDLE HANDS!
huh? huh?
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Not a film per se: Telesales training video.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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They made a movie of my childhood holiday in Blackpool?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I’m not on the train, and sounds like my sibling has three legs! (10)
Dead easy one for those none too sober!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Pedestrian ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I can see where you were going with that - but unfortunately not in the right direction!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Happy Christmas to you all and I hope you have safe and interesting new year.
I'm off to Cairns to annoy the family where we don't have WiFi and I'm not taking the lappy so peace and quiet.
Enjoy the food, enjoy the booze and enjoy the break!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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safe travels and happy times Mycroft
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I'm off to Cairns to annoy the family where we don't have WiFi and I'm not taking the lappy so peace and quiet.
Beware of angry looking women with knives hanging around.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Wrong end of town, we are staying at Palm Cove, no meth heads there I hope.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sounds like Paradise...No WiFi, no laptop...
Have a great time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Boss : You have a girlfriend?
Geek: yes
Boss: What's her name?
Geek: Rumplestiltskin
Boss: You're joking!
Geek: You started it!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Hahaha
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