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Broken link.
If it is a sound recorder, I guess you just have to screenshot 25 times a second to get the pictures as well.
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This page cannot be found, I think your linky is not worky and you need to fixy
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Rage wrote: When I usually post a request "...", for some reasons, people usually answer "I would rather do B. Here is a link to a tool that does it" John has more weapons than you do.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Rage wrote: people usually answer "I would rather do B.
Because many times that's the best answer.
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Camstudio had already been mentioned by the time I got there, so I had nothing to add.
Rage wrote: When I usually post a request "I want to achieve A. What tool would you recommend ?", for some reasons, people usually answer "I would rather do B. Here is a link to a tool that does it". Welcome to the Interwebs, Newbie.
Sheesh. France has finally made it into the 20th century.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rage wrote: for some reasons, people usually answer "I would rather do B.
I HATE THAT!!!!!
So many times. So very, very many times.
I despair at some, laugh at others, and cry at still more.
I can only imagine it is the "Oh - I can't answer that question because I don't know the technology - but I know some related stuff, and will get points for posting!" scenario.
Drives me MAD! MAdd I tell you.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I despair at some, laugh at others, and cry at still more.
I would rather ignore them.
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I bank with a very, very well known bank whom I won't name. They are awful, but for complicated reasons I'm stuck with them for the moment.
They offered me a "We'd love your feedback" page, which was a mistake on their part. Or so I thought.
I filled in quite a detailed rant about the issues with their site, from security to basic speed and performance. I went to hit "submit" and it popped up a message saying "Only alphabets and numbers please". Alphabets and numbers. Right.
No full-stop/periods, no commas, no question marks or apostrophes. I couldn't even put a newline in the text box.
My mind boggles. These guys are managing my money. Seriously scary.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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ItshouldbefunnytoseehowtheyhandlearantwithoutanypunctuationProbablythesamewayonewithpunctuation
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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*ItshouldbefunnytoseehowtheyhandlearantwithoutanypunctuationProbablythesamewayasonewithpunctuation
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Pobablythesamewayonewithpunctuation
Very likely...
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ROFL
BTW: Was space allowed?
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And here goes the way to get a 100% customer satisfaction : do not give them the opportunity to complain.
This post was brought to you using an alphabet (c).
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do you not mean 100 percent customer satisfaction
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You know they only put that there so they seem as though they care. They didn't expect you to actually attempt to use it.
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Well, 42 is numeric.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Dear0Sir0I0would0like0to0express0my0total0hatred0for0all0that0you0stand0for0but0your0page0is0wonkey666
By the way what in the name of festering Vegemite sammichs is alphabets and numbers? Whatever wrote that should be tarred and feathered. Publicly.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Whatever wrote that should be tarred and feathered
I think you are assuming a native English speaker, the whole thing would have been outsourced to some 3rd world country where English is a passing fantasy.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I think you are assuming a native English speaker, the whole thing would
have been outsourced to some 3rd world country where English is a passing
fantasy.
In that case, the acceptance testers should be hung, drawn, and quarteredtarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: the acceptance testers
Outsourced!
Or they have reduced the size of the testing team until they are non existent. Honestly some of the crap I have seen get through is very dismaying.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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hanged!
Meat is hung, criminals are hanged!
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Member 9082365 wrote: Meat is hung, criminals are hanged!
I suppose that depends on whether they are hanged before they are quartered, or quartered before they are hung
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Chris Maunder wrote: These guys are managing my money
Fortunately the guys that are actually managing your money aren't the ones managing their web site.
But I see what you're saying.
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Yeah, the guys actually managing your money are far more professional, trustworthy and reliable...
www.davidmkelly.net
Character-based SF and more...
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