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On a weird note, when I first tried to post the above message, it gave me the "this message has already been posted" thing again.
So I added a couple of spaces and clicked Post Message again, and it went.
Then both versions appeared, the second one first.
Methinks that the first one must have taken a detour, to be inspected because it contains the word "terrorist", and was only released to the site after inspection.
And Jihadi John still hasn't been caught.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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At least now we know what they mean when they seek for a ninja programmer.
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If this was in the Soapbox I would quote the queen of hearts ....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Almost 30 years ago, I took my then girlfriend to a school dance and I remember thinking it was very odd how there were so many parents there as well. Now, as a father with my eldest at the same school, we are taking her to the Rowing Club's annual knife & fork event. So I guess the boyfriends of the sixformers will be looking at us thinking, "What sad fecks, have they nothing better to do..."
veni bibi saltavi
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And instead of being the Tasee you will now be the Tasor?
Spelling Nazi's are going to have a lot of fun with this one.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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how dare you, a capital A on the word and, how uncoof
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It's sitting on charge...
veni bibi saltavi
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I found that a baseball bat and a crazy look in your eyes works pretty good too!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Spelling Nazi's are going to have a lot of fun with this one.
It's "Spelling Nazis" (no apostrophe!)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Touché
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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As I opened The Lounge, I saw the headline. My eyes hadn't adjusted, so I thought it was a post about physics: "Pole Reversal".
My advice Nagy, let it go. If she wants to be a bad girl, she'll find an opportunity. Teenagers rebel and the more constrained they are, the more they rebel (hence the stories about convent girls!)
When she brings a boy home that you don't like, be indifferent, not hostile. If she brings home one you do like, be pleasant, but don't treat him like a long-lost friend!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh I'm not worried, she's just beginning to notice boys, but horses and rowing are still way better. It's just an observation on how times move.
veni bibi saltavi
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... but you went to the dinner. Did they gin perchance?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Going this evening. I will actually drive so Mrs Wife shall drunk drink and I'll make do with the casino.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, I see - no gin available then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes, we always become our parents.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quite literally for those in Norfolk.
veni bibi saltavi
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Have you ever been to the Forest of Dean? If your lover isn't a relative, they're probably a sheep!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the Rowing Club's annual knife & fork event
What, is this some post-modern version of Manners School, where teenagers learn to eat with utensils???
Marc
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: knife & fork
Are you sure you didn't hear that second word incorrectly?
Or perhaps they generally eat burger and chips & now get to use cutlery for the first time
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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From the New York Times[^] A run of the mill story on improved toilets at a Bus Station - I just love the reason for remaining anonymous given in the 2nd to last paragraph.
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Gets a 5 just for that!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I know her: Anne Onimus
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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