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While in grade school, my friends and I used to use rubber bands to shoot paper clips at each other. Lucky thing no one lost an eye. Good times.
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What? Have you completely forgotten about Willy[^]? He claims that he was in your class in school! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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As kids we used to giggle when we heard someone say "one-eyed Willy". Like no one knew what that really meant.
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I used to like paper clips before Micro$oft introduced Clippy.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Don't talk bad about the dead[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry, but the Nazi Party Beloved Management rules cut me off the Internet with a handful of exceptions
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Not enough blood. There should be more blood.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Clippy is still available via WindowsRG(really good) - just open WOrd via the start button and follow the trail...Clickety[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I use to like PaperClip when it was the word processor for my Atari 800XL.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
modified 31-Mar-15 10:43am.
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Thanks for sharing. Sounds like somebody needs a hug...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yup, "bing".
These words only sound funny to us, though, and it's reciprocated -- my missus (a Shanghai lass; same spoken language as Taiwan) is forever telling me that I sound stupid.
At least, I hope that that's what she's talking about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The link doesn't work on the iPad, sadly. I just typed it in.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Your link gave me a Chinese character on the right side. Is that what you're referring to?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Check the translation of the character.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I must be missing something. This[^] is what I see.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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You have to make google drive stuff public, if you want to show it to people.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oops, Try Now[^]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Yup, that's OK.
The pronunciation is there, underneath -- and you can even click the little speaker to hear what it sounds like (um, it sounds like "bing", so that's not really great shakes).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, ok. I thought the "Bing" was a ref to the search engine.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Er, I think that was the joke: "Bing" is a disease.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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 LOL.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Hey, it wasn't my joke, so I can't accept credit for it.
Or is it that I don't want to be blamed for it?
One or the other.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Either way it's hilarious. 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The pronunciation ("bing") is given below the box that the sinograph is in.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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