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CDP1802 wrote: Military Police? Really?
You didn't know? Ya. They make a tank load of money. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Who exactly gives them that money? The last ones I watched at work acted more like a uniformed goon squad, beating everyone out of a bar and sorting out the soldiers afterwards. I would not be inclined to even give them a tip.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They don't make as much as "entertainers" and "celebrities".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Me too!
I want to give expert opinion on things I have no clue about!
While making heaps of money! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: I want to give expert opinion on things I have no clue about!
While making heaps of money!
The only part you are missing then is getting paid by CP. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If that is so, why don't you become a politician yourself?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And between elections you can do forecasting for the Weather Service!
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And Balls Up is now Balls Out. It's a headline makers dream.
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Balls dropped?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nigel Farage, Ed Balls, Vince Cable, and George Galloway have all lost their seats. I'm a Celebrity is going to be amazing this year!
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't forget Charles Kennedy. He's always good on TV.
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They should get him on a Friday night debate show, with DD.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And the petulant, naughty, noisy boy now has to resign!
Not an unhappy turn of events -- he says he's never felt happier, and I'm sure that many agree with him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I really do detest racism and this has tickled me pink.
veni bibi saltavi
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Racism is a stupid waste of energy, for everyone involved.
I've never been able to see what anyone gains from it -- pr1cks like Farage may think they're gaining something, and may even make a little bit of money out of it, but it won't make them live longer.
In fact, the stress of being angry at such ridiculous things will shorten your life, if anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He gave a resignation speech on the top of cliff and no fecker pushed him off!
veni bibi saltavi
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I think that's quite sad. It would have been fun to see him actually trying to make his voice heard in the House.
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If all goes to predictions, Cameron's victory will have led to the resignation of three party leaders. I'm not sure this has ever happened before.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: resignation of three party leaders
Which one(s) will you miss? 
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Good, good.
I had a bet on the kippers getting no more than one seat.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I had a bet on the kippers getting no more than one seat.
Not really a reflection on their actual support. They actually got roughly the same number of votes as the SNP.
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Oh.
I'd better turn down the money then.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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They actually got over twice the votes of SNP and nearly as many votes as the whole of Scotland
UKIP = 1 MP, SNP = 56 MPs
you may start to think that the system has a flaw
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: you may start to think that the system has a flaw
We know that: it elects MPs...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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