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Yes, but I've got her number.
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This reminds me of a user that had a web page layout problem, difficult to replicate of course, so I asked her to send a screen capture through of what she could see. A couple of hours later I receive a hand drawn picture of her screen, buttons, images and all! Very artistic and entertaining
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That beats the phone picture, hands down!
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I was going to give a smart ass answer but I would love having one of these[^].
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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OMG it has a rotary engine, I want! I bet it sounds amazing. And drinks a lot of gas.
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looks neat
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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OMG it has a rotary engine, I want! I bet it sounds amazing. And drinks a lot of gas.
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No, I'm not going there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where? To Dallas with Debbie???
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Better than to Hilton with Paris...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah[^], I sense a pattern.
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Here[^], so not all the posts are about Win X.
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If you are dating a girl who doesn't like Star Wars, are you looking for love in Alderaan places?
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She's probably not the girl I was looking for.
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I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
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Her name wasn't Faith, it was Gertrude.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What did you do to my old cat?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't know, let's ask Kenny.
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late.
Sorry.
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I'm not a pleasant phucker, but I am dyslexic!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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