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Forogar 13-Jul-15 5:51

Forogar

13-Jul-15 5:51

10-4

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

S Houghtelin13-Jul-15 6:00

S Houghtelin

13-Jul-15 6:00

Shouldn't this be posted in Q&A? Either that or it's time to buy a new keyboard. Poke tongue | ;-P

It was broke, so I fixed it.

Sander Rossel13-Jul-15 8:49

Sander Rossel

13-Jul-15 8:49

Oops, forgot the urgentz plz! Big Grin | :-D

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Matt U.13-Jul-15 6:31

Matt U.

13-Jul-15 6:31

My dad did this all the time. He did it for as long as I can remember, but I always assumed on first glance that it was "laugh out loud". Because I guess that's what I'm used to.

"Your sister is at the hospital to have the baby, blood pressure is high right now. LOL Dad"

"I saw the doc today and have to start treatment next week. LOL Dad"

djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

GuyThiebaut13-Jul-15 7:53

GuyThiebaut

13-Jul-15 7:53

NickPace wrote:
(BTW, grandpa is doing well )

Behind the wicket! What's he doing playing cricket in hospital? Shouldn't he be resting?

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

Thought of the day

OriginalGriff13-Jul-15 5:00

OriginalGriff

13-Jul-15 5:00

I was going to go with a Sodium Hydride pun, but then I thought “NaH”

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Corporal Agarn13-Jul-15 5:06

Corporal Agarn

13-Jul-15 5:06

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Mark Parity13-Jul-15 5:07

Mark Parity

13-Jul-15 5:07

I say "nitric oxide".

Daniel Pfeffer13-Jul-15 5:07

Daniel Pfeffer

13-Jul-15 5:07

H2S!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

jeron113-Jul-15 5:07

jeron1

13-Jul-15 5:07

Pu.

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Corporal Agarn13-Jul-15 5:54

Corporal Agarn

13-Jul-15 5:54

I like yours better than mine.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Slacker00713-Jul-15 5:11

Slacker007

13-Jul-15 5:11

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

Slacker00713-Jul-15 5:13

Slacker007

13-Jul-15 5:13

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

phil.o13-Jul-15 5:20

phil.o

13-Jul-15 5:20

It doesn't matter.

while (true) {
   continue;
}

Ravi Bhavnani13-Jul-15 5:33

Ravi Bhavnani

13-Jul-15 5:33

Doesn't that compound the problem?

/ravi

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den2k8813-Jul-15 5:38

den2k88

13-Jul-15 5:38

Sorry, no reaction here.

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PIEBALDconsult13-Jul-15 6:26

PIEBALDconsult

13-Jul-15 6:26

That's best read in an atrium.

Ferd Really13-Jul-15 6:29

Ferd Really

13-Jul-15 6:29

Johnny was a chemist.
Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4

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Jeremy Falcon13-Jul-15 10:59

Jeremy Falcon

13-Jul-15 10:59

I've always heard this version...

Johnny was a chemist, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was water, was H₂SO₄.

Jeremy Falcon

OriginalGriff13-Jul-15 2:41

OriginalGriff

13-Jul-15 2:41

We had some Packers and Movers in Delhi a few months ago, we proudly announced that you needed to check the house after they left - as they always leave some of your stuff behind.
Now they are back (in moderation) promising "[you can] have hustle free relocation experience" Laugh | :laugh:

So not only is half your stuff going to be left behind, but they're going to move really slowly as well!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Richard Deeming13-Jul-15 2:45

Richard Deeming

13-Jul-15 2:45

Maybe they're trying to say that they won't con you?

Or perhaps that your relocation won't involve disco dancing?

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Colin Mullikin13-Jul-15 3:23

Colin Mullikin

13-Jul-15 3:23

Richard Deeming wrote:
Or perhaps that your relocation won't involve disco dancing?

This is definitely a good attribute for movers to have. Laugh | :laugh:

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Richard Deeming13-Jul-15 2:50

Richard Deeming

13-Jul-15 2:50

I like the previous statement:

you can free yourself of having more efficiency

Who in their right mind would want to be more efficient? Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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- Homer

User 1013254613-Jul-15 2:55

User 10132546

13-Jul-15 2:55

It depends if "more efficiency" is heavy and is tied to one (or both) of your legs. I'd want to be free of that Laugh | :laugh:

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