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Perhaps, but his post lens itself to that type of response.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He's certainly a man of vision - if I'd blinked I'd have missed that.
/ravi
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True enough, hope he doesn't put a lid on these posts.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ear you'd be beaten to deaf for such a sentence.
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I hate to be pedantic (well, I'd like you to think I hate it anyway) but surely the whole point about synophrys is that it isn't eye brows at all!
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Do you really think someone nose what the word means without looking it up?
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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As announced the "What-if"[^] series has been continued today!
Yeah!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Yay!
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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So... what did hit my car?!
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I am looking at the boxes and bags that Her Right Royal Grumpiness Mrs Wife somehow thinks will go into the car.
The boot should take 208l of rubbish luggage, but I am guestimating that, with no clothes yet added I have 350l.
We do have a roof-box and we will take it, but that should be for the clothes.
Crap.
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you actually expecting sympathy for your problem of too many houses and too long holidays?
Poor you, with all your possessions and leisure time that you can't cope with.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do have a good time.
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Get a caravan, fill it with the junk, and then either:
1) sell it when you get to the other end.
Or
2) "Accidentally" lose it on the motorway and don't look back...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh Oh I choose Option 2, less hassle in the long run
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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What a great idea, 1000 miles at 50mph would just make my day/week!
veni bibi saltavi
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You only need 50MPH until you get to the motorway. Then dump the van in the fast lane and run like hell!
Sorted...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quick Tip, if you are doing Booze and building work avoid doing things that damage self after Booze (Dremel cutting discs no!) and measuring, if you have to demolish anything wait till after booze! I speak from experience
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No, I work in t'morning and when it gets to between Sweaty Betty and Hades without AirCon, I switch to the drink.
veni bibi saltavi
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The worst part is the "Great ideas" you come up with under influence.
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Ahh yes! Never, Never use paint or a Saw
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Could always ship the stuff. It might even make it there for the next vacation.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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As someone who just came back from a 2 week excursion with his wife I can tell you that you should never let your wife pack. We got 2 kids, one 3 years and one 4months so a lot of room already wasted.
We were going to Germany so one condition was that we must have room for booze to bring back. He also had to bring a stroller as well as a travel bed for the small one...
The good thing is we drove a Volvo v70. The bad thing: All the stuff.
She packed perhaps 50% clothes than necessary. Brought more toys for the large kid than absolutely necessary. She brought the kid's kick bike as well as helmet + joint protection. And knickknacks that it drove me mad. At every location we came to all had to be unpacked and then packed again.
If she is a royal grumpiness now see how fun it is when she is stressed out because you had to leave your hotel or where you visited over an hour ago and still haven't puzzled everything in to the car.
If they say that you should never work with animals and children I say you shouldn't travel with wife or children. Vacation is supposed to be relaxing...
And I only got one 24pack of beer with me back.
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