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Darth Vader's willy is 12 inches long, but he doesn't use it as a rule!
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The ISS is a pointless boondoggle. Are you suggesting metric...
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That is just terrifying!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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As freaky as that was, having something take over your body, is a bit more scary to me.
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30 Cows in a field and 28 Chickens, how many didn't?
Somebody had me in the pub on this yesterday and it had me stumped for awhile.
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Whats the difference between a Duck?
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10? That's 20 mad cows in a field.
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That was a real question?
I don't get it
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It only works in English, Read it this way:
30 Cows in a field and twenty ate Chickens, how many didn't?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Elephant... thank you captain
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Thank you for this, finally I also understand it
Thanks.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I was going to say "2", but if I wrote it in binary, my answer would have been correct too, if you read it as an decimal number.
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Cows don't eat chickens.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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OK that was odd.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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"omnomnom"
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Chickens on the other hand are vicious evil beasts who won't hesitate to eat another chicken. They would probably try eating a cow if they thought they could avoid being stepped on.
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In some countries, they used to add bone meal (cow, chicken, you name it) to cow feed. This was the major cause of Mad Cow disease.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This was a Facebook video that went viral I believe.
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