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The easy approach:
Find a rhino, transplant its horn to the horse, and hope it's not desquamated (maybe requires permanent medication).
The medium approach:
Find the genes that are responsible to grow the rhino horn, try to include them in the horse genome, and hope it grows.
The hard approach:
Take the genome of the horse and add the horn by designing it using bio-engineering. Maybe the hardest but smartest solution because you could make the horn to look exactly like a "real" Unicorns one (or better: like people imagine it to look like).
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But what about immortality?
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I believe that's part of the hard approach.
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Immortality does not exist. Even the stars will fade eventually.
That's a good thing.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Agreed, but the time that is left until the last star fades away comes close enough to infinity/eternity/immortality I guess. And it's a difference if you think of "immortality" as an individual, or as a species.
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I am left wondering whether or not Shadowfax (not the music group) was a unicorn, and did Gandalf remove the horn to gain immortality?
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Most people think that land animals evolved from sea animals. In the case of unicorns, I tend to think the opposite. They returned to the sea and evolved into narwhals[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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There is a group that takes newborn goats, fuses their horn buds into one centered bug, and they have a baby unicorn. The goats grow up with a single horn.
White, one horn. Pretty close to a unicorn.
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I used to work in a mad house too, but got fired.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Is it a coincidence that Jack The Ripper and Winnie The Pooh both have the same middle name?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oscar The Grouch isn't amused.
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Watch out for Conan The Barbarian!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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And they both rumbled some tumbly's
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seems that
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: there is something wrong with you. Indeed. But what exactly?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually it's only 79. The bagpipes joke appears twice, ironically rather undermining its point!
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Ironically, also one of the worst of the jokes listed.
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