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I'm cooking slowly.
The crockpot was a great idea. I hope I did not spill the beans on the ending
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Dang, I was hoping you'd keep a lid on it.
/ravi
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I hate you all.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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No, that just makes it harder to read.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Beware that you're not grilled about these puns.
Some posters have bun given a patty hard time for less.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You are all in medium rare form today.
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Well done
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The question is: why do you need flash?
(A serious question: it's been a while since I've actually used a site that relied on flash)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Because every second site that has a video I'm interested in watching insists on serving my desktop browser a flash video instead of html5.
I don't know if their PHBs are trying to pretend mobile doesn't exist at all; or just that all desktop users will have flash so always serve that up for them. Either way, they're still too common for me to exile flash to an ancillary browser.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ah. Right.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Or differently put:
Flash is a reason to not use a site.
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I would if I could. Sadly flash video is still to ubiquitous to for me to do so.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Perhaps you should stop viewing so much pr0n.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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~2/3rds of the offending sites are local news (tv or newspaper) sites. If they'd get their stuff together I might actually get to the point where I could exile flash to an auxiliary browser.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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True. A local news site where I live only just recently stopped using flash.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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At least for the tv stations I can hope that at some point in the medium term future someone in the ABC/CBS/FOX/NBC headquarters will force their affiliates to upgrade; that'd cut somewhere around a third of my residual flash use.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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One can hope. But event some of their postings still use flash. Go figure.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Hmmm. Interesting, since I've assumed that the plug-in that Chrome keeps warning me about was Flash. Almost every site I visit produces the warning that it uses a plug-in that will soon be unsupported. I wonder what it is?
Will Rogers never met me.
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It probably is Flash; it's the only plugin left with non-trivial general website usage (assuming you (or worse your ISP) don't have crapware trying to inject sliverblight/quicktime ads into every page anyhow). Google banned flash ads[^] at the start of the month. If for some reason you were still using the Netscape Plugin API[^] version of flash instead of the built in one, they support for it off on Tuesday too.
Not being a Chrome user, that'd be my first guess; but I wouldn't put it past Google to blight all pages with a nag, even if using their blessed version of the plugin.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I heard that Flash would be disabled by default, but auto-enabled when you go to Privacy mode...
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Dan Neely wrote: will I have trouble running flash
Yes.
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Care to elaborate? Mike Diack is running it without any issues.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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